safe sex

Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.

EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."

by AngryWhiteMale May 11, 2003

fired

denied, forbidden, being slapped down by someone greater than you after making a stupid comment.

Person: I don't mean to sound queer or nothin', but I wanna make babies with Duran Duran.

Person 2: Dude... You are so fired.

by AngryWhiteMale May 29, 2003