2 definitions by AngryWhiteMale

fired

denied, forbidden, being slapped down by someone greater than you after making a stupid comment.

Person: I don't mean to sound queer or nothin', but I wanna make babies with Duran Duran.

Person 2: Dude... You are so fired.

by AngryWhiteMale May 30, 2003

safe sex

Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.

EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."

by AngryWhiteMale May 11, 2003