18 definitions by Angry Salamander

Current Event

You look for a newspaper/online article then write a summary about it or whatever the hell you feel like. Thursdays are the days you DO current events cause they are due friday.

But there are losers who do it an extra day early...

Teacher: "Class do not forget your current event this week!"
Student: "Don't worry I'm special and did it a day early!"

by Angry Salamander October 20, 2005

Crazy Loon

One who is seriously crazy or deranged (needs assistance as soon as possible).

Person 1: "Wow that guy is wearing clothes..."
Person 2: "What a crazy loon!"

by Angry Salamander October 19, 2005

KOS

Kill On Sight

If someone is KOS that means you devour them right when you see them no questions asked.

Level 126: "Sorry kid but your clan is KOS so I've got to kill you."
Noob: "But I just want to play the game man, come on I'm almost done with this quest..."

by Angry Salamander October 27, 2005

Northwest Airlines

Otherwords known as "Northworst Airlines". Not only do they cram you in between two fat people, but they manage to make you pay 3$ for a snack. Soon they will charge you for the recycled bacteria in the air you get on the plane.

Me: "What airline do we have?"
Fred: "Northwest Airlines..."
Me: "Shit!"

by Angry Salamander July 14, 2006

violently

Often used to describe something intense, meaning in a violent way maybe involving some shaking/twitching.

Person 1: "Wow, look at that guy he violently wet his pants..."
Person 2: "Gross my eyes are burning!"

by Angry Salamander October 20, 2005

blocked

What happens when you violently anger/scare/annoy someone over IM.

Person 1: "I love you..."
Person 2: "I *heart* you too."
Person 3: "Ok you guys are so blocked..."

by Angry Salamander October 19, 2005

ok then

Reply to anything that has made you think too hard or just weird.

Person 1: "This one time, at band camp..."
Person 2: "Ok then"

by Angry Salamander October 19, 2005