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Definitions by AngelsBaseball311

waterbate 

To use jacuzzi or hot tub jets to stimulate yourself to climax.
"Are there any hotel rooms overlooking the jacuzzi?"
"I hope not. I'm hoping to waterbate tonight."
waterbate by AngelsBaseball311 January 26, 2015

dick streak

When one is acting like a dick in multiple successive instances
"Don't bother talk to Jason; he's on a real dick streak"
dick streak by AngelsBaseball311 January 13, 2015

raining bitches 

when multiple women are actively pursuing you

made famous by cleveland in the family guy episode "Love, Blactually"
"I'm no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure it's raining bitches!"

Sons of Bitches

"Sons of Bitches" is an expression used in utter frustration. It is best used after hitting a decent golf shot but getting an unfortunate result.
"Hey Ed, your chip rolled off the green into the bunker!"
"Sons of Bitches J!"
"Sons of Bitches man!"