AndyTheRoo's definitions

Bass Rape

The process whereby a person obsesses over the amount of bass that their sound system can produce to such an extent that any song they play is completely unrecognisable.

Popular among gary boys, chavs and douchebags in general.

My brother has been playing Hits From The Bong all weekend and I only realised yesterday because of all the bass rape

by AndyTheRoo January 23, 2011

Monster Set Of Mams

A descriptive term used to describe a bosom of notable proportions.

Hey man, check out that monster set of mams

by AndyTheRoo April 30, 2011

Hug Sandwich

An activity in which two people both embrace the same person from opposite sides simaultaneously.

Let's both hug Abbie and make a hug sandwich!

by AndyTheRoo December 4, 2010

Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.

Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy

by AndyTheRoo September 16, 2010

Franchise Drag

The resistance in popularity created by a film which is good in itself being attributed to a popular franchise, this dragging the overall quality of the film down.

Terminator Salvation would be good, if it was just called Salvation, and preferably didn't involve Christian Bale. Tacking it on after Rise Of The Machines contributed a vast amount of franchise drag.

by AndyTheRoo October 19, 2010

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Gruffalo Hunt

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011