12 definitions by AndyBozac
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1. The Greek God of big cocks. He would be prayed to, to wish your boy would be well endowed as he grew into a man, or by a boy or man wishing for a larger cock.
2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.
(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).
2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.
(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).
by AndyBozac January 1, 2018
Christmas shopping that is done at the absolute last minute it can be done while moving at a blistering pace.
It was December 24th at 8pm and Chris suddenly remembered that he hadn't bought most of the Christmas gifts he needed, so Chris went blitzmas-shopping .
by AndyBozac December 27, 2017
Jake threw his whip at a blistering speed toward Sarah's plump ass, yet it gave her the slightest butterfly-kiss.
by AndyBozac December 27, 2017
A community college drop-out who engages in low level white collar jobs like sales or call centers and other jobs which require suits and potentially desks and cubicals.., but do not require college education.
Tim and his lightly-educated colleagues sold sub-prime mortgages to people after dropping out of community college.
by AndyBozac April 9, 2022
When you cannot stop the process of cuming and therefore must cum despite experiencing something interrupting your arousal and/or the pleasure gained from achieving orgasm.
Bob was watching his favorite big-ass latina-bitches porn when his grandmother suddenly walked into his room, so he stopped masturbating and turned off the porn, yet he was already in zugzwang-cum.
by AndyBozac December 27, 2017
After Brandon was done writing his name in the snow with his pee, he noticed a cockcicle frozen to the tip.
by AndyBozac January 1, 2018