14 definitions by Andy Holman

goo rag

A towel, or washrag, that a man ejaculates onto after masturbation.

My mom does my laundry, but I make sure to privately launder my goo rag.

by Andy Holman October 12, 2005

A person or persons who once invited to a party, proceeds to get drunk, defecates themselves, and ruin the party via smell.

Jim is a nice guy, but once I found out he was a party pooper, we couldn't hang out.

by Andy Holman October 10, 2005

A man that cheats on his girlfriend and NEVER gets caught, because he is such a pimp.

His girlfriend would threaten a fake-up if she found out he was such an underground pimp.

by Andy Holman October 15, 2005

The act of using fingers to pleasure a female vagina and/or clit.

I drive my girlfriend crazy by shoving my tounge down her throat and going knuckle deep.

by Andy Holman October 10, 2005

The bowl-shaped attachment, for any marijuana smoking device, that holds the pot while it is lit.

This bong is beat! Pack that bowl piece dirt merchant!

by Andy Holman October 12, 2005

1. The act of giving fellatio at an incredible speed.

2. The act of a male giving himself fellatio and being able to suck his own entire cock.

1. God damn girl! Slow down that full auto fellatio!

2. Unfortunately, I walked in on Brad G. giving himself full auto fellatio.

by Andy Holman October 15, 2005

Oral sex that is given in return for a favor.

Since I fixed my girlfriend's car, she knew she had some domework later.

by Andy Holman October 12, 2005