Andy Holman's definitions

domework

Oral sex that is given in return for a favor.

Since I fixed my girlfriend's car, she knew she had some domework later.

by Andy Holman October 11, 2005

gutterface

1. A female who would be attractive if she didn't dress like a gangster.

2. A female who's face is very manly, ruggid, or thug in appearance.

3. A female who's body is attractive, yet her face is so horrible, it can't even be called a butterface.

1. Latisha is fuckin' bangin' except she's a jersey gutterface.

2. That gutterface should shave her mustache.

3. Dude, you were so drunk lastnight, you did four or more body shots off of that gutterface.

by Andy Holman October 11, 2005

upgrade

1. Seedless marijuana that is better than middies, yet is not nugs.

2. Homegrown nuggets.

I never smoke schwag, only upgrade or nugs.

by Andy Holman October 12, 2005

fup

Fat of the pussy. (not cameltoe)

I saw this chick's fup bulging from her thong.

by Andy Holman December 18, 2005

party pooper

A person or persons who once invited to a party, proceeds to get drunk, defecates themselves, and ruin the party via smell.

Jim is a nice guy, but once I found out he was a party pooper, we couldn't hang out.

by Andy Holman October 12, 2005

bowl piece

The bowl-shaped attachment, for any marijuana smoking device, that holds the pot while it is lit.

This bong is beat! Pack that bowl piece dirt merchant!

by Andy Holman October 14, 2005

goo rag

A towel, or washrag, that a man ejaculates onto after masturbation.

My mom does my laundry, but I make sure to privately launder my goo rag.

by Andy Holman October 14, 2005