Andy's definitions

beat

an ugly girl or woman.

Ewww that chick is beat.

by andy May 13, 2005

skank

slang (esp. glasgow) to pull someone's trousers down

'haw, am gona skank u ya bass!'

by andy November 13, 2006

chips and salsa

the bestest couple everrrrr, ee and al

i wish we were as cute as chips and salsa, i deff jock them

by andy January 31, 2005

kraan

A large red winged pterodactyl-like monster in the world of Magnamund (Joe Dever, Lone Wolf) - rarely ridden, but often used as shock troops to pick off enemies in battles, and occasionally to carry other monsters. Watch out - they swoop from above, keep away from hills in Lone Wolf 1

You can see a kraan circling the hill. Do you want to:

1) climb the hill and get killed, or
2) go under the hill and get killed by a burrowcrawler instead?

by Andy April 17, 2004

Targetmaster

A type of TransFormer which has a Nebulan companion (a small humanoid robot - according to the stories, a humanoid in a robot suit) who transforms into its weapon. Sometimes refers to the robot, sometimes to its companion.

The targetmaster Slugslinger is a robot who turns into a two-cockpit aeroplane. His Nebulan companion can be held in robot mode or attached to the back of the plane.

by Andy April 17, 2004

Cunt rejecting sperm slurper

The one and only Joe Velasco...

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!

by Andy April 17, 2005

strawpedo

Downing a bottle of beverage, using a bendy straw to allow the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

Strawpedo this bottle of wine!!!

by Andy November 19, 2004