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Gelmir

Elf of Nargothrond, a minor character in Tolkien's book The Silmarillion. He rode forth against Morgoth in the Dagor Bragollach but fell and was captured. He was then paraded in front of the elves at the Nirnaeth Arnoediad by orcs, and was slain. This served the intended purpose of provoking the elves, led by his brother Gwindor, to attack prematurely, beginning the disaster which was this battle.
Morgoth often enslaved elves and apparently set them to work in Angband, although some, including Gwindor, later escaped.
by Andy May 11, 2004
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dilf

DILF .. Dog I'd like to fuck
"j esus honey, your dalmation is a pentaped! "
by Andy August 20, 2004
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crap

1. The only word in the English language with a silent 'C' at the beginning. (Alternate spelling: rap)
I can't believe you're listening to this crap.
by Andy November 30, 2004
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catharsis

The release of pent-up or repressed energies through their attachment to a new object or situation and their resultant release. For instance, the vicarious satisfaction of a desire to commit violence due to frustration with one's boss, through something other than violence against one's boss, e.g. through watching violent films, doing karate as a hobby, fighting a rival gang, playing Doom, etc.
It's a concept taken from Freudian psychoanalysis.

It also has a peculiar meaning in Gramscian theory, where it refers to the rearticulation and reconfiguration of desires and passions into a new ideological/philosophical framework - roughly speaking, the achievement of a new, revolutionary formation of desire.
by Andy May 9, 2004
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jedidiah

(for mansexians)v. see squibble
give me a jedidiah beoch
by andy January 17, 2004
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Jerkface Jedge

utterly useless lecturer at Derby and Nottingham University who won't teach anyone anything and just expects you to know it

aka Francis Jedge, Francis Jedige, Francis Jegede (he can't spell his own name)
Jerkface Jedge is a total wanker
by Andy April 17, 2004
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guursh

popular orc ale, so called because of the noise you make after drinking it.

taken from the Fighting Fantasy gamebook world.
I drank some guursh and then said guursh very loudly.

The orc had drunk so much guursh that when it tried to cleave my skull it ended up hewing off its own leg. (hee hee)
by Andy April 17, 2004
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