Andy's definitions

Guy Fawkes

The only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions.

And they burn his effigy for it. When Palestinians burn effigies of Bush, the media call it "barbarism". It's not even as if Britain was a fucking democracy at the time!

Real lesson of Guy Fawkes: watch out for snitches.

by Andy April 21, 2004

shairsh

shairsh is when you jack off and shairsh comes out. the proper word for shairsh is semen

yo i shairshed all over her face
seeyalata i have to go and shairsh
when you shairsh have a tissue

by andy April 8, 2005

wanker

In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".

Tony Blair is a wan cur.

by Andy May 28, 2004

Hull

Where naughty Ulster Unionists go.

Ian Paisley: Don't fuck the pope, or you'll go to Hull.

by Andy May 13, 2004

American Idiot

2004 Album release from "Green Day," the influential punk/alternative rock band. The concept is a rock opera following the lives of youth in a world they portray as media dominated and where they have no voice.

American Idiot is the only album this year where every single song is great.

by andy May 13, 2005

SAFD

The proper definition is "Suck a Fuckin' Dick"

Gordon was working on a car and he spilled transmission fluid all over his clean white t-shirt and he yelled out: "SAFD"

by Andy July 22, 2003

Socialist Organiser

Now-defunct socialist newspaper (NOT an organisation) run during the 1980s by the Socialist Campaign for a Labour Victory (SCLV). Neither the paper nor SCLV exists at present, both having been dissolved in the late 80s.

This does not stop the rightwing in NUS treating Socialist Organiser (aka "S.O.") as the secret conspiracy behind every setback and every instance of opposition they face. The supposed organisation is supposed to have covert arrangements to produce such outcomes, and every left-leaning campaign, however broad-based, is accused of being a "front" for "S.O.". Basically, the NUS rightwing's pet version of Illuminati, cabal or ZOG.

Also known as 'the trots'.

Socialist Organiser was never what the NUS rightwing now claim it is, and in any case it's been defunct for 20 years. Get over it, you wankers!

by Andy April 20, 2004