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crossing the river styx

When your friend passes out at a party, and you proceed to droop your hanging testicles over his eye sockets and allow them to rest on his closed lids.

Derived from Greek mythology:
The dead would be buried with gold coins in their eye sockets, to pay Charon the ferryman to carry their body across the River Styx and into the Underworld.
1) Man, Sean totally Crossed the River Styx last night at that party.

2) Eric and Patti drank way too much and blacked out. I helped them Cross the River Styx while Ryan took photos.
by Andy January 30, 2005
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uruk

large orcs with darker than usual skin and a stronger than usual dislike of the light, according to Tolkien. When I was a kid, I always used to draw the orcs as green and the uruks as black, but since Peter Jackson made them all brown, you can't tell which ones are orcs and which ones are uruks.
Which ones are uruks? I think that one over there might be. Oh hang on, that's a troll, isn't it? Damn it, you can't tell which are which!
by Andy April 18, 2004
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Casiorn

City-state located to the west of Vassagonia and to the south of Sommerlund and the Wildlands. This city is independent of all surrounding kingdoms and is mainly a trading centre. It is usually first in line when Vassagonia starts getting expansionist.

Part of the Lone Wolf world, it appears substantially only in one of the Legends of Lone Wolf novels, where Lone Wolf briefly passes through the city and notices extremes of wealth and poverty (which is not, incidentally, an accurate depiction of the type of medieval city-state on which Casiorn is modelled).
Casiorn was besieged for many months by the Zakhan's forces.

The capital of Casiorn is... Casiorn.
by Andy April 24, 2004
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Operation Ivy

Best damned punk band known to man. Started in '87 ended in '89. You may have heard of Tim, yea he's in Rancid. Too bad for the singer, he's now in Common Rider.
That song 'Journey to the end of East Bay' by Rancid is about Operation Ivy.
by Andy May 6, 2003
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ASW

Bubba in Cell Block B is a leading producer of ASW.
by Andy August 9, 2003
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Magenta Porpoise

the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.
Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!
by Andy December 22, 2004
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sucking diesel

Said when you're not just feeling OK, but feeling great!
Pioneered by Colin Murray & Edith Bowman on BBC Radio 1, UK.
by Andy July 21, 2004
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