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Magenta Porpoise

the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.
Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!
by Andy December 22, 2004
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ASW

Bubba in Cell Block B is a leading producer of ASW.
by Andy August 9, 2003
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creation of democracy

1. The founding of the world's greatest and most effective political system to date.
2. Something devised and carried out almost completely by liberals (with the exception of Thomas Jefferson).
"The creation of democracy was the greatest thing that ever happened to this country. Too bad Bush is trying to fuck it up."
by Andy November 29, 2004
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Durenor

A kingdom in the far north-east of Magnamund, separated from its close ally, Sommerlund, by the Wildlands and accessible mainly by sea. The Sommerswerd is stashed in Durenor, having been entrusted of old to the King of Durenor by the King of Sommerlund, and Lone Wolf has to travel to Durenor to retrieve the artefact in Lone Wolf 2: Fire on the Water. The capital of Durenor is Hammerdal, a city surrounded entirely by mountains and accessible only through mountain passes - making it very hard to invade. The Durenese always fight on the side of good. Durenor is the home of the mighty physician Madin Rendalim, and of the Knights of the White Mountain.
When Lone Wolf travelled to Durenor, he was ambushed by Helghast.

Durenor is prominent among the Freelands in resisting the Darklords.
by Andy April 19, 2004
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crossing the river styx

When your friend passes out at a party, and you proceed to droop your hanging testicles over his eye sockets and allow them to rest on his closed lids.

Derived from Greek mythology:
The dead would be buried with gold coins in their eye sockets, to pay Charon the ferryman to carry their body across the River Styx and into the Underworld.
1) Man, Sean totally Crossed the River Styx last night at that party.

2) Eric and Patti drank way too much and blacked out. I helped them Cross the River Styx while Ryan took photos.
by Andy January 30, 2005
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beat

Ewww that chick is beat.
by andy May 13, 2005
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skank

slang (esp. glasgow) to pull someone's trousers down
'haw, am gona skank u ya bass!'
by andy November 13, 2006
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