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A Jedi apprentice, assigned to accompany a Jedi Knight while learning the ways of the Force. Similar to a journeyman in a feudal guild.
Anakin Skywalker became Obi-Wan Kenobi's Padawan learner, even though Obi-Wan had only just become a full Jedi Knight.
by Andy April 17, 2004
Get the Padawan mug.A large bloke with ginger chads and nerves of steel. Shit at football but he is as sexy as a fucking donkey. Has oversized genitalia for his height/age.
by andy May 27, 2004
Get the Alboy mug.1. An excuse used by desperate right-wing politicians to undershadow the fact that even a political moderate has been proven to be far better for the economy and most social and environmental issues than any conservative president before or after.
2. A blow job.
3. A media whore.
2. A blow job.
3. A media whore.
1. Wow, John Kerry is up in the polls because he's exponentially more intelligent than our piece-of-shit candidate? We need a Lewinsky! Call the swift boat vets!
2. Your mom gave me a nice Lewinsky last night.
3. Paris Hilton is such a Lewinsky...
2. Your mom gave me a nice Lewinsky last night.
3. Paris Hilton is such a Lewinsky...
by Andy January 23, 2006
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Get the droned mug.A insult fifty-year-old white ladies use because they don't know it actualy means bitch. They think that Biatch means "Biatch" and have too much cocaine in their system to realize it means "Bitch".
by Andy March 20, 2005
Get the Biatch mug.A variety of mental illness typified by symptoms such as an incapacity to differentiate oneself from others, an obsession with the maintenance of meaningless rituals provided these are also prevalent among others, and a pathological gullibility towards claims made by others with the same condition.
Sufferers often experience acute delusions, such as the belief that the present global system functions effectively.
People suffering from Normality can be extremely dangerous in large numbers, since they often maintain that only their own interests and needs, and not those of other psychological groups, are relevant in determining social policy.
Normality is currently incurable, although some evidence suggests that MMR vaccine offers a potential cure.
Sufferers often experience acute delusions, such as the belief that the present global system functions effectively.
People suffering from Normality can be extremely dangerous in large numbers, since they often maintain that only their own interests and needs, and not those of other psychological groups, are relevant in determining social policy.
Normality is currently incurable, although some evidence suggests that MMR vaccine offers a potential cure.
Unfortunately, the majority of psychologists and psychiatrists are among those suffering from this disorder.
by Andy April 22, 2004
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Also see Sprint Chirp aka Ready Link
Also see Sprint Chirp aka Ready Link
You got that phone that chirps?
by Andy March 9, 2005
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