Andy's definitions

funpipe

Schlong, Penis, Cock-
A large male sexual organ

She was hangin' on my funpipe

by Andy August 5, 2003

shite

A nicer pronunciation of the word shit without actually saying it.

Shite I forgot my lunch at home.

by Andy May 13, 2005

delicious

adj. pleasant. use of which usually leads to excessive squinting accompanied by hand gestures generally in a downward motion

that concert was delicious

by Andy November 16, 2003

skife

word people stole from me

I skifed a gingerale from your mom

by andy July 27, 2003

piranha

Brazilian Slang for prostitute.

eu quero procurar pirahnas oshe

by andy August 26, 2004

Socks

Short for "Sucks Cocks", Socks is to recieve oral sex. If you recieve a pair of socks, you've been given a blowjob, and if you give a pair, you've licked out a girl.

-So what happened last nite man? I didn't see you anywhere!
-I was getting socks off of (girl)
-Man you rock!

by Andy June 16, 2004

spunk sock

An aid to masturbation. The sock is worn over the cock whilst masturbating for hightened physical pleasure and also as a means to catch the semen.

Occasionally the worn sock of someone else is used by those that have a sock fetish.

by Andy January 2, 2004