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Conenab

In the Spectrum game "Down to Earth", the Conenabs are cute little cyclops plant things which grow in clusters, multiply like randy maths teachers and explode when they get too numerous. Quite handy because the nasty aliens you're trying to kill sometimes hit them and blow up.
Oh bloody hell, there's another alien after me and I've only got two frigging lives left, there's some conenabs over there, I'm going to head for those. Oh shit, they've blown up and killed me.
by Andy April 17, 2004
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Socks

Short for "Sucks Cocks", Socks is to recieve oral sex. If you recieve a pair of socks, you've been given a blowjob, and if you give a pair, you've licked out a girl.
-So what happened last nite man? I didn't see you anywhere!
-I was getting socks off of (girl)
-Man you rock!
by Andy June 16, 2004
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piranha

eu quero procurar pirahnas oshe
by andy August 26, 2004
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Who killed Farhad Usmanov?

This strangely unqualified question has appeared in sticker, placard and graffiti form all over the place, prompting many to wonder.

The correct answer is Islam Karimov, president of Uzbekistan. Farhad Usmanov is a human rights cause celebre in Uzbekistan because his is the most blatant and the most widely protested of many cases of murder of political opponents by the Uzbek regime.

The stickers etc. seem to be the handiwork of the Muslim fundamentalist group Hizb-ut Tahrir, an insidious organisation committed to human rights violations of other kinds (against Jews, gays, women, etc.), but who object to attacks on fellow Islamists and who therefore have a lot of gripes with the Uzbek government. This government is particularly keen on killing Islamists because they happen to be the main opposition force in the country. Farhad was the son of a cleric.
seen on lamp-posts, unattended walls, etc. for months
by Andy April 20, 2004
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goblinoid

Something which resembles a goblin or is of the same genus of creatures as goblins (including a goblin itself) - e.g. orcs, hobgoblins.

Can be used as noun or adjective.
There's some type of goblinoid creature in the corner of the group.

David Blunkett looks like some kind of goblionoid.
by Andy May 27, 2004
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whhaer

a pliable, foldable, compleatly flat and round penis resembling a plate. masculine form of whhaerrre
because his whhaer was so big, it took bob several minutes to refold his whhaer after using the restroom
by Andy November 22, 2004
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Welsh Tea

Do you want a cup of welsh tea? Baaa
by Andy August 24, 2023
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