Andy's definitions

good lord

An effective and/or morally worthy member of the feudal aristocracy.

Robin of Locksley was a good lord, but King John was a cunt.

by Andy July 22, 2004

Drop a deuce

1. The act of deficating.
2. The anticipation of deficating.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.

by Andy January 29, 2003

parnwell

A place pikeys love to live and play!

Parnwell is a part of Peterborough, near the pikey caravan park and the Tescos depot

by Andy March 10, 2005

rx bandits

RX BANDITS
Location: Southern California.
Label: Drive Thru Records
Music/Style: Strong political and social messages through intese lyrics. Has evolved from strong ska roots into completely indescribable style. Definately not an emo band.

The Rx Bandits are the most amazing live band I have ever seen.

by Andy April 20, 2004

kumikaze

Where you're about to reach climax, and you bend over and splooge in your own face.

I was going to splooge on my girlfriend, but I decided that I wanted to be receive the moneyshot.

by Andy March 11, 2004

Arvernien

Region in western Beleriand, south of the Falas and east of the island of Balar. Features include the forest of Nan-Tathren. Inhabited by Teleri and/or Nandor/Laiquendi, the region is not especially important in the history of Beleriand.

It is, however, mentioned in the Silmarillion and featured on the map.

by Andy May 10, 2004

Gourgaz

A large green reptilian monster, often used as a commander of Giak units in the armies of the Darklords in the world of Magnamund (Joe Dever's Lone Wolf). Native to the Maakenmire swamp, and with a frighteningly high Combat Skill (i.e. nearly impossible to beat without cheating).

You see a gourgaz coming towards you. Do you want to:

1. run away (recommended)
2. fight it (you're on something, aren't you?)
3. use your Kai Discipline of Running Away
4. run away even faster
5. faint

turn to page 165 (you're dead anyway).

by Andy April 17, 2004