4 definitions by Anal confetti

A beautiful site that you should visit. Full of adorable puppies!
Hey bro check out Happypuppies.net!
by Anal confetti November 29, 2016
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When someone of the opposite sex does not find you appealing enough to be in a relationship, so they instead prefer to be "just friends". This is called the friendzone, probably because you're too good to be not friends, but not good enough to be in a relationship. You're in that "zone". Getting friendzoned is the act of getting rejected for a date by the person you felt love for, and for them to then suggest a general friendship. You shouldn't use the word seriously, it makes you sound needy. Use it as a joke.
Person 1: I've known Britney for awhile, im going to go ask her out.

Person 2: well then, prepare to get friendzoned!
by Anal confetti December 14, 2016
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Basically saying "no you" but in a short way. Used on the internet as small talk if you don't know what else to say.
by Anal confetti November 29, 2016
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When you try to say anal orgy but mess up
Guy 1: yo let's have an analogy
Guy 2: lol why u such a dumbass
by Anal confetti December 13, 2016
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