Anal Czar's definitions

Clean Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez's lesser known brother.

Have you heard of a Clean Sanchez? No...thought so. I told you he was not well known.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010

Coonflagration

A massive burning of coons.

I will be attending the 40th annual coonflagration, where I hear we're roasting a Grambling State fraternity chapter.

by Anal Czar October 20, 2010

Buttfaux

Any enhancement worn by a women to enhance an underdeveloped or sagging rear end.

The girl at the club with the big booty had her rear pumped up in her jeans with the buttfaux she was wearing.

by Anal Czar October 4, 2010

Butt Daggering

To fuck another persons ass with your hard cock in a manner that resembles stabbing someone to death. Term can also be used to describe prison rape.

Ralph's anus bled like a virgin's pussy after his fifth butt daggering in prison that week.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010

Coon Scouts

Scouting for young black youths.

In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.

by Anal Czar November 1, 2010

Cooncoffs

Long, unruley dreadlocks worn by most professional athletes nowadays.

Manny Ramirez is well known for his cooncoffs which has drawn recent negative attention.

by Anal Czar October 24, 2010

Fartbox Tongue Dart

To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.

I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010