Anal Czar's definitions

Clean Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez's lesser known brother.

Have you heard of a Clean Sanchez? No...thought so. I told you he was not well known.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010

Fartbox Tongue Dart

To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.

I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010

Niggurt

Watermelon flavor yogurt.

Hey Jamal, this niggurt is da bomb--is that watermelon Kool-Aid I taste? I wish they made a fried chicken flavor too!

by Anal Czar October 24, 2010

Cooncoffs

Long, unruley dreadlocks worn by most professional athletes nowadays.

Manny Ramirez is well known for his cooncoffs which has drawn recent negative attention.

by Anal Czar October 24, 2010

Kill-My-Wife Spray

A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).

I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.

by Anal Czar October 26, 2010

Coonmunity

A population of negroids living in a niggeropolis (*see definition for niggeropolis).

My coonmunity has 10 Popeye's, daily drive-by shootings, nobody works except hookers and dealers, and everyone's on welfare.

by Anal Czar October 15, 2010

Butt Daggering

To fuck another persons ass with your hard cock in a manner that resembles stabbing someone to death. Term can also be used to describe prison rape.

Ralph's anus bled like a virgin's pussy after his fifth butt daggering in prison that week.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010