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by Anal Czar October 24, 2010
Get the Cooncoffs mug.I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.
by Anal Czar September 9, 2010
Get the Fartbox Tongue Dart mug.A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).
I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.
by Anal Czar October 26, 2010
Get the Kill-My-Wife Spray mug.To fuck another persons ass with your hard cock in a manner that resembles stabbing someone to death. Term can also be used to describe prison rape.
by Anal Czar September 9, 2010
Get the Butt Daggering mug.In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.
by Anal Czar November 1, 2010
Get the Coon Scouts mug.The girl at the club with the big booty had her rear pumped up in her jeans with the buttfaux she was wearing.
by Anal Czar October 4, 2010
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