Definitions by Anal Czar
Nigger Stock
Whoh there Carl, don't go buying you that model cotton-picker. It's got a bum hoof and looks particularly lazy like it's gotta touch of niggeritis. Must come from bad nigger stock.
Nigger Stock by Anal Czar November 3, 2010
Coon Scouts
In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.
Coon Scouts by Anal Czar November 1, 2010
Kill-My-Wife Spray
A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).
I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.
Kill-My-Wife Spray by Anal Czar October 26, 2010
Cooncoffs
Niggurt
Hey Jamal, this niggurt is da bomb--is that watermelon Kool-Aid I taste? I wish they made a fried chicken flavor too!
Coonflagration
I will be attending the 40th annual coonflagration, where I hear we're roasting a Grambling State fraternity chapter.
Coonflagration by Anal Czar October 20, 2010
Anal Flare
Anal Flare by Anal Czar October 20, 2010