AmyLane's definitions

Lesspert

When you’re way less than an expert you’re a lesspert.

I’m not an expert, if fact, I’m more of a lesspert, but it looks like your tire may be flat.

by AmyLane November 2, 2023

Spiritual Slap

When you’re headed down a shitty path in life and get slapped with a spiritual awakening.

Shit I was just trying to live it up with a little vodka and meth, and then I got a spiritual slap with an out of body experience.

by AmyLane September 11, 2023

Nixon lunch

The sad, sparse meal you eat right before you resign from a job you royally screwed up at.

John ate a peanut butter sandwich for his Nixon lunch before he put in his resignation for his job as a security guard at the mall.

by AmyLane May 26, 2018

Cunt Karma

When a person is absolutely miserable to be around and always starts drama.

She’s trying to start shit with you because she has cunt karma.

by AmyLane March 30, 2023

Artist Hours

Artists wake up in the middle of the night usually between the hours of 2-4 am. That’s when they get their inspiration and ideas.

I’m exhausted today because I was awake during Artist hours. I have so many new ideas though.

by AmyLane April 6, 2023

Soaping Wet

When you get out of the bathtub to get a snack and you’re covered in soap suds.

She got out of the bathtub without toweling off to get a snack and was soaping wet.

by AmyLane July 19, 2023

spiritual tingle

It's a feeling one gets when they are describing something spiritual or experiencing a spiritual phenomenon.

I had an intense out of body experience yesterday. I felt totally connected to the Universe. Wow! I'm getting a spiritual tingle.

by AmyLane November 6, 2016