Amy Christ's definitions

low jack

The ankle bracelet used as a tracking device worn by those under house arrest.

"i can't go to the party, man. I'm still on house arrest. They'll know i left the house cause of my low jack."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

hoo ditty doo

term used for genitalia. apropriate for both male and female.

"I want to get my hoo ditty doo pierced but I'm not too keen on the idea of dropping my draws and letting some strange guy stick a needle through my clit."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

alpha male syndrome

noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.

"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"

"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."

"damn. what a fucking chode."

by Amy Christ October 29, 2007

Eddy

Derived from Special Education; A Special Ed. student; Someone really damn dumb.

the perfect taunt when someone displays their lack of grace or intelect: "Nice one, Eddy. Way to show 'em how it's done. Pull any more shit like that and i'm buying you a helmet with 'retard x-ing' on the front."

by Amy Christ May 1, 2005