Definitions by Amy Christ

dirty lady 

slang for crystal meth.

i'm so strung out, i've been on that dirty lady and haven't slept for 2 weeks.

dirty lady by Amy Christ May 1, 2005

ho stroll

area where hookers go to do sex to pathetics for money.

i hate having to walk through the ho strolls. everyone assumes im a hooker!

i saw your girlfriend workin it on the ho stroll last night. she said shed eat it for a rock but i didnt feel like catchin her mouth herpes on my fun stuff.

ho stroll by Amy Christ May 1, 2005

karma chameleon 

they come and go
they come and gooooooo

::::scamper scamper scamper:::::

karma chameleon by Amy Christ April 30, 2005

mary-kate 

To vomit profusely or to make yourself vomit. A direct referance to Mary-Kate Olsen's eating disorder.

"That chinese food got the best of me. I might have to go mary-kate that shit up, here in a minute."

mary-kate by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

snarf

an interjection meaning damn, whoa, dud or shucks.

ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"

"aw, snarf"


ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."

"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."

ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"

snarf by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

swarthy sea captain 

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

swarthy sea captain by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

low jack 

The ankle bracelet used as a tracking device worn by those under house arrest.

"i can't go to the party, man. I'm still on house arrest. They'll know i left the house cause of my low jack."

low jack by Amy Christ April 29, 2005