Amy Christ's definitions

swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

hoo ditty doo

term used for genitalia. apropriate for both male and female.

"I want to get my hoo ditty doo pierced but I'm not too keen on the idea of dropping my draws and letting some strange guy stick a needle through my clit."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

low jack

The ankle bracelet used as a tracking device worn by those under house arrest.

"i can't go to the party, man. I'm still on house arrest. They'll know i left the house cause of my low jack."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

dirty lady

slang for crystal meth.

i'm so strung out, i've been on that dirty lady and haven't slept for 2 weeks.

by Amy Christ May 1, 2005

wash

small amount of drugs leftover after mainlining.

"i got so high off that dope i just gave away my wash."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

gaffle pirately

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.

my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.

by Amy Christ December 20, 2007

Poop Docking

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.

dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.

by Amy Christ January 13, 2011