3 definitions by Amgoosehönk

Nomap

Non-offensive Minor Attracted Person

It’s pedophilia. It’s Illegal. Just because you dress it up all fancy doesn’t mean you aren’t going to jail.

An Idiot: I’m a NOMAP, this is discrimination, stop hating on me for my sexual identity
Smart people: Shut up youre a pedophile

by Amgoosehönk July 19, 2021

April 24th

The Date of the Legendary Josh Fight. On April 24th, 2020, a man named Josh Swain sent a message to a group of other Josh Swains, challenging them to a duel to keep the name. However, this restriction on last names was removed, so all Joshes could participate. On April 24th, 2021, the group gathered in a field for a pool noodle fight, raising money for charity. In the end, a kid known as “Little Josh” won the fight.

Kids: Grandpa, what happened on April 24th, 2021?
Grandpa: *flashbacks* Let me tell you a story.

by Amgoosehönk April 25, 2021

Dreamsexual

Slang for Idiot

Jack: I heard Bob failed his test.

Joe: What a dreamsexual

by Amgoosehönk July 19, 2021