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beck

A homosexual Scientologist, who lacks talent. He tries to blend rap, electronica, and various other musical genres together, but fails at every attempt.
I hope this Beck fucker dies!
by Amerikaner August 24, 2006
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Don Davis

The famous composer of "The Matrix" score. His music is especially heavy in strings, such as violins, but percussion or vocals make occasional appearances in the music, as do some electronica elements (mainly due to corroborations with Juno Reactor). He also composed for other films, but his works in The Matrix are considered his magnum opus.
Don Davis is a good composer, in my humble opinion.
by Amerikaner November 9, 2006
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mongoloid

Mongoloid (mahn - go - loyd) n.
1. One whose ancestors are Asian, particularly those from South-East Asia. Derrived from the term Mongol, who were inhabitants of Mongolia, because much of South-East Asia has been conquered by the Mongols, meaning their genetics had spread. This is especially true in places such as China, but not so much in Japan. They are characterised as having round mandibles, often over-bites (or under-bites), large teeth, small eyes, large eyelids, slanted eyes, black hair, and seemingly yellow skin.

2. (Vulgar slang) A person who resembles one with Down syndrome in appearence, lacks intelligence, or both. Called so, because people unfamiliar with Asians may think of them as people with Down syndrome.
1. Why do many people have a disgusting obsession with everything Asian, including female Mongoloids? Truly bizarre, in my opinion.

2. Kim Jong Il is such a fucking mongoloid.
by Amerikaner October 15, 2006
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Console War

An epic battle, equivalent to a dick measuring, or pissing contest. It pits the next-gen consoles against eachother - in this case, the Wii, X360, and Playstation 3 - in a battle... TO THE DEATH! Fanboys on all sides shall be hurling shit at eachother, while those of us who remain in the center shall laugh. Hillarity will ensue every battle, and the casualties will mount. Pick a side, or lackthereof, but be warned: choose the ultimate loser (all sides, except the center/neutral position), and you are to be fucked with for the ages.

In the future, more "wars" of the like will surely follow.
Fanboys across the globe are creaming their pants, in anticipation of the grand Console War, of the second generation.
by Amerikaner October 20, 2006
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magazine

1. A container, which holds ammunition. Unlike a clip, they can be freely removed from the weapon, without ejecting the clip altogether, if such a procedure is able to be executed at all.

Often times, they are confused with "clips." A "clip" is an exposed container of ammunition, always in the form of a stripper clip for rifles and semi-automatic handguns, or a speed-loading clip for revolvers. Saying "clip," rather than "magazine," instantly qualifies you as an ignoramous. Don't do it.

2. A soft, paper booklet, which is sized in standard paper, commonly. Most magazines concern the mundane, such as homes, cars, jewelry, or celebrities. If you read the latter, you are a doucher who is to be exterminated, via firing squad.
1. Call it a clip again, you son of a bitch, and I'll bash your fucking head in with this here magazine, until the trauma has rendered you in a comatose, if not dead, and the rounds have all discharged into your ear, or are on the ground.

2. Playboy and Penthouse are such splendid magazines, though I too like PCGamer US.
by Amerikaner August 24, 2006
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eugenics

Eugenics are the practice of isolating negative genes, and preserving positive ones, whether through natural or social selection. Several attempts have been made, throughout history, to do such, with human intervention - all were short-lived, but none succeeded. Such methods toward eugenics are: genocide, bioengineering or genetic manipulation, and selective breeding.

Through natural selection, random or adaptive mutations occur. If positive, in theory, the traits should prosper. If negative, or not beneficial, however, they should fade away, if the family possessing these genes doesn't die away before then.

With human intervention, this is accelerated - the isolation of carriers of certain DNA can be achieved without blood shed, simply if no other group interbreeds, or if such a group discontinues populating. However, more macabre means can be undertaken to reach this, such as genocide. Still, yet, there are further, and possibly more promising methods, such as genetic manipulation, for carriers of such a trait could be "cured," rather than phased out, or exterminated, altogether.

Examples in history, involving humans, include: murder, en mass, of American Indians; the Holocaust (1933 - 1945); the Balkans ethnic cleansing (Bosnia, Kosovo, primarilly); Rwanda; Sudan; etc.
Ahh, eugenics - something that hasn't happened for quite a while. However, I feel it should. This could, quite possibly, benefit the human race, for without dumbshits, we should prosper much longer. Unfortunately, though, it seems the degenerates breed more, and faster, than do the good ones among humanity. 'Tis a shame, truly. Have no misconceptions, however, as I don't wish for races to be exterminated, but rather, unfavorable genes removed.
by Amerikaner October 15, 2006
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Blind

1. A Korn song, written by Jonathon Davis because of his drug addiction.

2. Lacking the sense of vision. This can be caused by degenerative diseases, destruction of the retina/optical nerve, etc.
1. Are you READY?!?

A place inside my mind,
a place I like to hide.
You don't know the chances,
what if I should die?
A place inside my brain,
another kind of pain.
You don't know the chances,
I'm so blind!

Another place I find,
to escape the pain inside.
You don't know the chances,
what if I should die?
A place inside my brain,
another kind of pain.
You don't know the chances,
I'm so blind!

DEEPER, DEEPER, DEEPER INSIDE ME,
TO LIVE A LIFE THAT SEEMS TO BE
A LOST REALITY.
I COULD NEVER FIND A WAY TO REACH MY INNER-SELF.
I STAND ALONE,
I THINK AND I KNOW,
IN THE GROUND THAT I LAY,
IF I DON'T FIND A WAY
TO SEE THROUGH THE GRAY THAT CLOUDS MY MIND.
THIS TIME, I LOOK TO SEE WHAT'S BETWEEN THE LINES!

2. I need glasses, because I'm fucking blind.
by Amerikaner August 25, 2006
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