Amerikaner's definitions
A homosexual Scientologist, who lacks talent. He tries to blend rap, electronica, and various other musical genres together, but fails at every attempt.
by Amerikaner August 24, 2006
Get the beckmug. A cartoon on Newgrounds - one which parodies The Ultimate Showdown (of Ultimate Destiny). It is vile, yet has an odd, humorous appeal. I advise you don't watch it, though if you do, you'll bust your ass laughing. Consider yourself warned.
Full title: The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality.
Full title: The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality.
Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground,
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray...
... This is the Ultimate Orgy,
of Homosexuality...
... Cue porno music, a funky, jive chorus.
Down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris.
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones,
attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones,
who bent over on the ground, smiling with glee,
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy...
... The champion stood,
the women got wetter,
Mr. Rogers, in a cum-stained sweater...
Tokyo City like a big playground,
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray...
... This is the Ultimate Orgy,
of Homosexuality...
... Cue porno music, a funky, jive chorus.
Down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris.
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones,
attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones,
who bent over on the ground, smiling with glee,
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy...
... The champion stood,
the women got wetter,
Mr. Rogers, in a cum-stained sweater...
by Amerikaner October 15, 2006
Get the The Ultimate Orgymug. Most assuredly not a German word, as asserted by the douchebags previous to me. Shiza, literally, means nothing in German, as in - of course - that it holds no meaning. Saying "shiza" to a German person will warrant you an odd look, and possibly an insult.
(Dip shit) SHIZA! SHIZA!
(Reasonable person) Shut up, fucktard; that's not an actual word in any language, at least not in the context in which you use it.
(Dip shit) Yes it is! It's German!
(Reasonable Person) Sigh, there's no point in trying to persuade you.
(Reasonable person) Shut up, fucktard; that's not an actual word in any language, at least not in the context in which you use it.
(Dip shit) Yes it is! It's German!
(Reasonable Person) Sigh, there's no point in trying to persuade you.
by Amerikaner October 21, 2006
Get the shizamug. 1. A Korn song; the acronym means: "All Day I Dream About Sex." It is, obviously, a sex song.
2. A brand of apparel, created by Adolf Dassler, obviously. It is not "gangster" clothing, you fucking shitheads, as it was created by a German. It does NOT mean, "All Day I Dream About Sports" or "... Shoes"
2. A brand of apparel, created by Adolf Dassler, obviously. It is not "gangster" clothing, you fucking shitheads, as it was created by a German. It does NOT mean, "All Day I Dream About Sports" or "... Shoes"
1. Honestly, somehow it always seems that I'm dreaming of
something I can never be.
It dosen't bother me, 'cause I will always be that pimp I see
in all of my fantasies.
I don't know your fucking name, so what? Let's...
Yep, ADIDAS is that cool.
2. You stupid "thugs," remove your heads from your asses and realize you're a bunch of retarded ignoramouses, and stop claiming everything you wear is "gangster." While you're at it, come out of the closet.
something I can never be.
It dosen't bother me, 'cause I will always be that pimp I see
in all of my fantasies.
I don't know your fucking name, so what? Let's...
Yep, ADIDAS is that cool.
2. You stupid "thugs," remove your heads from your asses and realize you're a bunch of retarded ignoramouses, and stop claiming everything you wear is "gangster." While you're at it, come out of the closet.
by Amerikaner August 24, 2006
Get the ADIDASmug. 1. A Korn song, written by Jonathon Davis because of his drug addiction.
2. Lacking the sense of vision. This can be caused by degenerative diseases, destruction of the retina/optical nerve, etc.
2. Lacking the sense of vision. This can be caused by degenerative diseases, destruction of the retina/optical nerve, etc.
1. Are you READY?!?
A place inside my mind,
a place I like to hide.
You don't know the chances,
what if I should die?
A place inside my brain,
another kind of pain.
You don't know the chances,
I'm so blind!
Another place I find,
to escape the pain inside.
You don't know the chances,
what if I should die?
A place inside my brain,
another kind of pain.
You don't know the chances,
I'm so blind!
DEEPER, DEEPER, DEEPER INSIDE ME,
TO LIVE A LIFE THAT SEEMS TO BE
A LOST REALITY.
I COULD NEVER FIND A WAY TO REACH MY INNER-SELF.
I STAND ALONE,
I THINK AND I KNOW,
IN THE GROUND THAT I LAY,
IF I DON'T FIND A WAY
TO SEE THROUGH THE GRAY THAT CLOUDS MY MIND.
THIS TIME, I LOOK TO SEE WHAT'S BETWEEN THE LINES!
2. I need glasses, because I'm fucking blind.
A place inside my mind,
a place I like to hide.
You don't know the chances,
what if I should die?
A place inside my brain,
another kind of pain.
You don't know the chances,
I'm so blind!
Another place I find,
to escape the pain inside.
You don't know the chances,
what if I should die?
A place inside my brain,
another kind of pain.
You don't know the chances,
I'm so blind!
DEEPER, DEEPER, DEEPER INSIDE ME,
TO LIVE A LIFE THAT SEEMS TO BE
A LOST REALITY.
I COULD NEVER FIND A WAY TO REACH MY INNER-SELF.
I STAND ALONE,
I THINK AND I KNOW,
IN THE GROUND THAT I LAY,
IF I DON'T FIND A WAY
TO SEE THROUGH THE GRAY THAT CLOUDS MY MIND.
THIS TIME, I LOOK TO SEE WHAT'S BETWEEN THE LINES!
2. I need glasses, because I'm fucking blind.
by Amerikaner August 25, 2006
Get the Blindmug. Eugenics are the practice of isolating negative genes, and preserving positive ones, whether through natural or social selection. Several attempts have been made, throughout history, to do such, with human intervention - all were short-lived, but none succeeded. Such methods toward eugenics are: genocide, bioengineering or genetic manipulation, and selective breeding.
Through natural selection, random or adaptive mutations occur. If positive, in theory, the traits should prosper. If negative, or not beneficial, however, they should fade away, if the family possessing these genes doesn't die away before then.
With human intervention, this is accelerated - the isolation of carriers of certain DNA can be achieved without blood shed, simply if no other group interbreeds, or if such a group discontinues populating. However, more macabre means can be undertaken to reach this, such as genocide. Still, yet, there are further, and possibly more promising methods, such as genetic manipulation, for carriers of such a trait could be "cured," rather than phased out, or exterminated, altogether.
Examples in history, involving humans, include: murder, en mass, of American Indians; the Holocaust (1933 - 1945); the Balkans ethnic cleansing (Bosnia, Kosovo, primarilly); Rwanda; Sudan; etc.
Through natural selection, random or adaptive mutations occur. If positive, in theory, the traits should prosper. If negative, or not beneficial, however, they should fade away, if the family possessing these genes doesn't die away before then.
With human intervention, this is accelerated - the isolation of carriers of certain DNA can be achieved without blood shed, simply if no other group interbreeds, or if such a group discontinues populating. However, more macabre means can be undertaken to reach this, such as genocide. Still, yet, there are further, and possibly more promising methods, such as genetic manipulation, for carriers of such a trait could be "cured," rather than phased out, or exterminated, altogether.
Examples in history, involving humans, include: murder, en mass, of American Indians; the Holocaust (1933 - 1945); the Balkans ethnic cleansing (Bosnia, Kosovo, primarilly); Rwanda; Sudan; etc.
Ahh, eugenics - something that hasn't happened for quite a while. However, I feel it should. This could, quite possibly, benefit the human race, for without dumbshits, we should prosper much longer. Unfortunately, though, it seems the degenerates breed more, and faster, than do the good ones among humanity. 'Tis a shame, truly. Have no misconceptions, however, as I don't wish for races to be exterminated, but rather, unfavorable genes removed.
by Amerikaner October 15, 2006
Get the eugenicsmug. 1. A container, which holds ammunition. Unlike a clip, they can be freely removed from the weapon, without ejecting the clip altogether, if such a procedure is able to be executed at all.
Often times, they are confused with "clips." A "clip" is an exposed container of ammunition, always in the form of a stripper clip for rifles and semi-automatic handguns, or a speed-loading clip for revolvers. Saying "clip," rather than "magazine," instantly qualifies you as an ignoramous. Don't do it.
2. A soft, paper booklet, which is sized in standard paper, commonly. Most magazines concern the mundane, such as homes, cars, jewelry, or celebrities. If you read the latter, you are a doucher who is to be exterminated, via firing squad.
Often times, they are confused with "clips." A "clip" is an exposed container of ammunition, always in the form of a stripper clip for rifles and semi-automatic handguns, or a speed-loading clip for revolvers. Saying "clip," rather than "magazine," instantly qualifies you as an ignoramous. Don't do it.
2. A soft, paper booklet, which is sized in standard paper, commonly. Most magazines concern the mundane, such as homes, cars, jewelry, or celebrities. If you read the latter, you are a doucher who is to be exterminated, via firing squad.
1. Call it a clip again, you son of a bitch, and I'll bash your fucking head in with this here magazine, until the trauma has rendered you in a comatose, if not dead, and the rounds have all discharged into your ear, or are on the ground.
2. Playboy and Penthouse are such splendid magazines, though I too like PCGamer US.
2. Playboy and Penthouse are such splendid magazines, though I too like PCGamer US.
by Amerikaner August 24, 2006
Get the magazinemug.