Ambiguousgenitals's definitions
A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.
Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
Get the vacuum holemug. When a group (minimum of 5) of Asian men or combination of men and women (wearing strap ons) form a straight line (front-to-back) resembling a train and then engage in vaginal or anal sex with the person in front of them.
Tom: Hey where's Megan at? I thought she was joining us for dinner?
Louis: No, Asian Mike invited her over to his place tonight. She's going to be the "locomotive" in their Orient Express sex train tonight.
Tom: Well that makes sense...she's got a great caboose!!!
Louis: No, Asian Mike invited her over to his place tonight. She's going to be the "locomotive" in their Orient Express sex train tonight.
Tom: Well that makes sense...she's got a great caboose!!!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
Get the Orient Expressmug. The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.
My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the deer daymug. A person whether it be male, female, or whatever who will only engage in sexual intercourse or activity when it takes place during an Orgy, usually involving a minimum of 5 distinct persons (animals not included).
Robert: Man, I spent three hours talking up Helen last night and buying her drinks thinking I was going to score, but wouldn't you know it she's an OSexual and wouldn't go back to my place unless there were two more couples going to join us.
Shawn: Shit! I wished you would have called me as I was out with the Mrs. and our neighbors Heather and Bill. They were both loaded up on Pino and cocaine and would have been down for anything...especially cleaning Helen's butthole.
Shawn: Shit! I wished you would have called me as I was out with the Mrs. and our neighbors Heather and Bill. They were both loaded up on Pino and cocaine and would have been down for anything...especially cleaning Helen's butthole.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the OSexualmug. A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).
Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021
Get the Parachutemug. I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the Purple rainmug. A person whose immediate parents ancestral roots when combined together have traces of European (white), Asian, Latin American (Hispanic), and African (black) roots. Thus representing all four corners of the world.
Jake: Yo, check out that smokin hot beauty over there...I think she's half- Asian and Cuban.
Greg: Who?!? Oh, you mean Nikki? No man, her Dad's half Jamaican and White while her Mom is half Brazilian and Japanese. She's a straight up four corner hustler man! She's got all parts of the globe in her.
Jake: Whoa! Really?!? Well I hope she takes me into her world tonight!!!
Greg: Yo, that's straight up dope.
Greg: Who?!? Oh, you mean Nikki? No man, her Dad's half Jamaican and White while her Mom is half Brazilian and Japanese. She's a straight up four corner hustler man! She's got all parts of the globe in her.
Jake: Whoa! Really?!? Well I hope she takes me into her world tonight!!!
Greg: Yo, that's straight up dope.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the four corner hustlermug.