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husky reins

holding a woman's hair with one or both hands in various forms of sex, from the front or from behind
"she tried to get away but I controlled the situation with her husky reins"
by Alpino February 5, 2012
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Subaru

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
Better my sister in a whorehouse than my brother in a Subaru
by Alpino February 1, 2023
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government ski team

Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...
guy 1 "Where does he work in the winter?"

guy 2 "He doesn't, he's on the government ski team."
by Alpino March 15, 2010
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veranda over the toy shop

slang from Oz... Australia, describing a big belly.
Crickey! he's got quite the veranda over the toy shop.
by Alpino July 28, 2010
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shartburn

what happens after a shart
loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes
by Alpino December 15, 2008
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ski trash

The reality of ski bums... the cute name for these type of "professional" skiers who exist hand to mouth, mooching beers or bongs, living on other peoples couches... but have a really good time skiing over 100 times a season!
Half the people in this town on unemployment or washing dishes at night are ski trash.

Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?

A. Homeless
by Alpino March 15, 2010
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death metal

What the Cookie Monster does at night, after Sesame Street closes.
Whenever the old lady bitches about "playing your death metal music in front of the kids" I just tell them "it's the Cookie Monster singing."
by Alpino October 16, 2008
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