Alpino's definitions
Also known as "kill books" . Really nasty bloody brain splattered photographs of dead Iraqis or Afghanis taken by grunts after the shooting stops. A lot of these are traded like baseball cards, and often wind up in the hands of pogues and fobbits who use them to talk shit back in the world "look how bad-ass I was"
"dude, you'd better not let the MPs searching our shit in Kuwait find your x-rated photos or you'll get an Article 15"
by Alpino March 29, 2010
Get the x-rated photosmug. by Alpino November 6, 2009
Get the alpinimug. Military Police - at least in the Army. As loved as the police in the outside world, except in the military you have few rights, and they know it and will rat fuck you the second they can. they originate from the kids at school everyone hated. MPs think they are badass but in Iraq and Afghanistan haji handed the MPs their asses on route patrol and just about any engagement requiring the Infantry real men to take over. on the big bases MPs hand out speeding tickets to grunts stressed out from months of combat... charming. For what it's worth... CID investigates real crimes but every MP thinks he's a CID investigator.
Hit by THREE IEDs today and I get a ticket for going 35 in a 25mph zone, mother-fucker.
Can't spell wimp without MP.
Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
Can't spell wimp without MP.
Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
by Alpino July 28, 2010
Get the MPmug. Someone who moves out West, usually the Northern Rockies, and wants to make it just like California or Michigan and not the U.P.! or Vermont. Liberal fucks who don't like hunting, logging or ranching. They think wolves are cute face licking puppies,,, not hamstringing demons who eat their prey alive. The use their money and lawyers like the Mafia uses pistols and knives, with the locals losing out. Drive Subarus, Saabs, Volvos.
How come we can't hunt elk on that ranch anymore?
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.
Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.
Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
by Alpino January 26, 2010
Get the pretty peoplemug. 
Get the center of the universemug. We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"
When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.
by Alpino May 15, 2016
Get the retard chimp strongmug. A series of military general orders prohibiting alcohol, war souvenirs, pornography, pets, satellite TV, wireless internet, Blogs, fraternization with opposite sex in war zones. Sort of like WW2s Catch-22. It means you can get in trouble for just about any non-military activity. Thanks Vietnam!
"dude... look at this Hustler, cute kitten, haji pistol, bottle of JD"
"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"
"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"
"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"
"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"
by Alpino March 29, 2010
Get the General Order Number Onemug.