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holding a woman's hair with one or both hands in various forms of sex, from the front or from behind
by Alpino February 5, 2012
Get the husky reins mug.Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
by Alpino February 1, 2023
Get the Subaru mug.Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...
by Alpino March 15, 2010
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Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
by Alpino December 15, 2008
Get the shartburn mug.The reality of ski bums... the cute name for these type of "professional" skiers who exist hand to mouth, mooching beers or bongs, living on other peoples couches... but have a really good time skiing over 100 times a season!
Half the people in this town on unemployment or washing dishes at night are ski trash.
Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
by Alpino March 15, 2010
Get the ski trash mug.Whenever the old lady bitches about "playing your death metal music in front of the kids" I just tell them "it's the Cookie Monster singing."
by Alpino October 16, 2008
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