AlownAgainstTheWorld's definitions

Canada

If your rich, intelligent, superstar, celebrity neighbor was a country.

Canada: ..and that's how we will combat hunger and income inequality worldwide!
USA: *burps* stfu.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

alown

1. A one-man circus. Etymologically derived from the words 'clown' and 'alone.'

2. A rare misspelling of alone.

Mark: Hey Cirque du Soleil might be cool but you should check out the new alown show, Jeff the Clown! He's hilarious. You can have him come to your kids' birthday you know.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 23, 2023

Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of

Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Mission Possible

A realistic name for the Mission Impossible series.

Mark: Did you see the new Mission Impossible movie.
Marcus: It's Tom Hanks. When has Tom Hanks ever failed. It's Mission Possible.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

alownagainsttheworld

Me

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 28, 2023

Turkery Sandwitch

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

ibi ibi

Slang for hometown (from Yoruba)

Mark: Yo do you want to visit my ibi ibi.
Marcus: No because you're from Chicago which is a terrible place.
Mark: I agree, I'm sorry I brought it up.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023