AlownAgainstTheWorld's definitions

iTalian

An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.

Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.

Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Turkery Sandwitch

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Canada

If your rich, intelligent, superstar, celebrity neighbor was a country.

Canada: ..and that's how we will combat hunger and income inequality worldwide!
USA: *burps* stfu.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

alown

1. A one-man circus. Etymologically derived from the words 'clown' and 'alone.'

2. A rare misspelling of alone.

Mark: Hey Cirque du Soleil might be cool but you should check out the new alown show, Jeff the Clown! He's hilarious. You can have him come to your kids' birthday you know.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 23, 2023

The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Shame

Increasingly rare. Not found among, boomers, TikTokkers, children, Redditors, Discord mods, Urban Dictionary editors,

The average Urban Dictionary editor has more 2007 intact Monster Trucks than shame.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023