Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.
Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.
*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*
Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*
Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
Get the Guilty Pleasure Musicmug. Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of
Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%
Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%
Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
Get the Shrek 7mug. by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 30, 2023
Get the burger@burger.commug. Increasingly rare. Not found among, boomers, TikTokkers, children, Redditors, Discord mods, Urban Dictionary editors,
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
Get the Shamemug. When a definition is posted on Urban Dictionary, but it's lame and just defines an actual word with an actual definition.
Mark: Did you add a new definition to Urban Dictionary?
Marcus: Yeah I defined 'Baloon' as
1.
a brightly colored rubber sac that is inflated with air and then sealed at the neck, used as a children's toy or a decoration.
"the room was festooned with balloons and streamers"
2.
a large bag filled with hot air or gas to make it rise in the air, typically carrying a basket for passengers.
"he set his sights on crossing the Pacific by balloon"
Mark: That's an Urbanless Dictionary Definition...
Marcus: Yeah I defined 'Baloon' as
1.
a brightly colored rubber sac that is inflated with air and then sealed at the neck, used as a children's toy or a decoration.
"the room was festooned with balloons and streamers"
2.
a large bag filled with hot air or gas to make it rise in the air, typically carrying a basket for passengers.
"he set his sights on crossing the Pacific by balloon"
Mark: That's an Urbanless Dictionary Definition...
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
Get the Urbanless Dictionary Definitionmug. 
Mark: Yo do you want to visit my ibi ibi.
Marcus: No because you're from Chicago which is a terrible place.
Mark: I agree, I'm sorry I brought it up.
Marcus: No because you're from Chicago which is a terrible place.
Mark: I agree, I'm sorry I brought it up.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
Get the ibi ibimug.