by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 30, 2023
Mark: Did you see the new Mission Impossible movie.
Marcus: It's Tom Hanks. When has Tom Hanks ever failed. It's Mission Possible.
Marcus: It's Tom Hanks. When has Tom Hanks ever failed. It's Mission Possible.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of
Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%
Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%
Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
1. A one-man circus. Etymologically derived from the words 'clown' and 'alone.'
2. A rare misspelling of alone.
2. A rare misspelling of alone.
Mark: Hey Cirque du Soleil might be cool but you should check out the new alown show, Jeff the Clown! He's hilarious. You can have him come to your kids' birthday you know.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 23, 2023
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
When a definition is posted on Urban Dictionary, but it's lame and just defines an actual word with an actual definition.
Mark: Did you add a new definition to Urban Dictionary?
Marcus: Yeah I defined 'Baloon' as
1.
a brightly colored rubber sac that is inflated with air and then sealed at the neck, used as a children's toy or a decoration.
"the room was festooned with balloons and streamers"
2.
a large bag filled with hot air or gas to make it rise in the air, typically carrying a basket for passengers.
"he set his sights on crossing the Pacific by balloon"
Mark: That's an Urbanless Dictionary Definition...
Marcus: Yeah I defined 'Baloon' as
1.
a brightly colored rubber sac that is inflated with air and then sealed at the neck, used as a children's toy or a decoration.
"the room was festooned with balloons and streamers"
2.
a large bag filled with hot air or gas to make it rise in the air, typically carrying a basket for passengers.
"he set his sights on crossing the Pacific by balloon"
Mark: That's an Urbanless Dictionary Definition...
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
Mark: Yo do you want to visit my ibi ibi.
Marcus: No because you're from Chicago which is a terrible place.
Mark: I agree, I'm sorry I brought it up.
Marcus: No because you're from Chicago which is a terrible place.
Mark: I agree, I'm sorry I brought it up.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023