AlownAgainstTheWorld's definitions

Janai

Not. Originates in Japanese. Used improperly in every American anime.

Mark: Anime JANAI.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Mugshot

When you shoot one of Urban Dictionary's cheap mugs that it is obssesed with for no apparent reason.

Mark: Take the mugshot.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

[e-mail]

An email that you should sign up for random things just to piss some random guy off.

Mark: I just signed up [e-mail] for 2325 newsletters.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 30, 2023

Shame

Increasingly rare. Not found among, boomers, TikTokkers, children, Redditors, Discord mods, Urban Dictionary editors,

The average Urban Dictionary editor has more 2007 intact Monster Trucks than shame.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Urbanless Dictionary Definition

When a definition is posted on Urban Dictionary, but it's lame and just defines an actual word with an actual definition.

Mark: Did you add a new definition to Urban Dictionary?
Marcus: Yeah I defined 'Baloon' as

1.
a brightly colored rubber sac that is inflated with air and then sealed at the neck, used as a children's toy or a decoration.
"the room was festooned with balloons and streamers"
2.
a large bag filled with hot air or gas to make it rise in the air, typically carrying a basket for passengers.
"he set his sights on crossing the Pacific by balloon"
Mark: That's an Urbanless Dictionary Definition...

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 28, 2023