Allison1690's definitions

inceast

What happens when stupid people try to spell incest.

"Incest" is not a difficult word to spell, yet some people insist upon spelling it "inceast". Morons.

by Allison1690 September 16, 2006

Eskimo song

A song sung by Captain Pip Bernadette/Bernadotte/Vernedead in the second volume of the Hellsing manga. Lyrics are as follows:

I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!

The Eskimo song is either proof that Pip likes Seras, or is just a big pervert.

by Allison1690 September 20, 2008

pothead

Someone who smokes marijuana to excess. While this is not harmful in and of itself, it carries with it the risk of being a major dumbass.

Hallmarks of a pothead include: constantly drooping eyelids, repetition of the phrase "uhhh... what?", pervasive odor of marijuana, and general stupidity.

by Allison1690 September 16, 2006

better than sex

Describes a euphoric experience, often food-related, quite similar to an orgasm. Usually used by women, as for most men there is nothing better than sex. Such an assertion will often precede a lengthy debate on whether the expression is accurate.

That chocolate cheesecake was better than sex.

by Allison1690 September 14, 2006

Integra

The main character in the anime/manga Hellsing, and the sexiest woman ever.

Even straight girls love Integra.

by Allison1690 September 17, 2006

Eskimo song

A song sung by Captain Pip Bernadette in Volume 2 of the Hellsing manga. Seen by fans as one of Pip's defining characteristics.

The lyrics to the Eskimo Song are as follows:

I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!

by Allison1690 September 18, 2006

prozac

A drug used for the treatment of depression, anxiety and obsessive-compulsive disorder. Due to a few isolated incidences of suicide, it is sometimes considered the most harmful drug on the planet, mostly by people who have none of the mentioned disorders and are under the delusion that sufferers can change their brain chemistry just by thinking it.

If Prozac helps a severely depressed person function, who are you to judge?

by Allison1690 September 16, 2006