Allison1690's definitions

better than sex

Describes a euphoric experience, often food-related, quite similar to an orgasm. Usually used by women, as for most men there is nothing better than sex. Such an assertion will often precede a lengthy debate on whether the expression is accurate.

That chocolate cheesecake was better than sex.

by Allison1690 September 14, 2006

inceast

What happens when stupid people try to spell incest.

"Incest" is not a difficult word to spell, yet some people insist upon spelling it "inceast". Morons.

by Allison1690 September 16, 2006

pothead

Someone who smokes marijuana to excess. While this is not harmful in and of itself, it carries with it the risk of being a major dumbass.

Hallmarks of a pothead include: constantly drooping eyelids, repetition of the phrase "uhhh... what?", pervasive odor of marijuana, and general stupidity.

by Allison1690 September 16, 2006

prozac

A drug used for the treatment of depression, anxiety and obsessive-compulsive disorder. Due to a few isolated incidences of suicide, it is sometimes considered the most harmful drug on the planet, mostly by people who have none of the mentioned disorders and are under the delusion that sufferers can change their brain chemistry just by thinking it.

If Prozac helps a severely depressed person function, who are you to judge?

by Allison1690 September 16, 2006

Eskimo song

A song sung by Captain Pip Bernadette/Bernadotte/Vernedead in the second volume of the Hellsing manga. Lyrics are as follows:

I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!

The Eskimo song is either proof that Pip likes Seras, or is just a big pervert.

by Allison1690 September 20, 2008

codeine

A legal opiate used as a cough suppressant and pain reliever. Often added to prescription cough syrups, it also acts as a strong sedative in some people.

After taking codeine for my bronchitis, all I could do was stare at the ceiling for four hours.

by Allison1690 September 17, 2006

lunacy

A slightly more musical way of saying "insanity". It was once an accepted medical term, but like "retarded" and "dwarf" it has fallen by the wayside. The word derives from the belief that mental illness is somehow related to the phases of the moon, a conviction widely held until it was debunked by the advent of modern medicine.

"I shall have to invent a new form of lunacy for you." Dr. Seward to Renfield, Bram Stoker's Dracula

by Allison1690 September 18, 2006