Allaiyah's definitions

Barkin

Slang for Burger King, like Staba is slang for Starbucks.

Well pick up some food at Barkin & swing by Staba for a drink.

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

Staba

Japanese slang for Starbucks. Going there is refurred to as Starbing.

"The girls went Starbing. They said they'd bring us some latte's."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

Macdo

A less retarded sounding slang word for Macdonnald's as apposed to Micky D's.

Coined in Japan.

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

No-Paso

Notebook computer or Laptop, as apposed to "Paso-con" (personal computer)

She takes he No-Paso with her on vacations.

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

Attack

Humerously, in Japan 'attack' means to approch someone of the opposite gender

"She attacked him at a bar & they went out the next day."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

Wapanese

Litterally "Wannabe Japanese" American slang for anyone who isn't Japanese but wishes they were.

Sympoms include:

1)Dissing your country & race.

2)An Excessive J-rock/J-pop/J-metal/J-Tech/J-Goth/J-Rap CD collection, music videos & wall posters.

3)An extencive Japanese slang vocabulary from music, fashion, lifestyles, books, etc. Words like "Visual Kei" "Gothic Lolita" "Ganguro" "Kogal" "Otaku" "Cosplay" "Yaoi" "Doujinshi" "Para-Para" "Parasite singles" & "Con"

4)Being a total geek about Japanese sent fandoms like games & animations & being really really proud about it.

5)If you think that Japanese sounds sexier & that the Japanese are sexier & that they have better taste in everything from music to chewing gum.

6)They tend to know trivial facts beyond slang like Japanese minimum wage & why Halajuku & Shinjuku are the coolest places to visit & they contridict you on your pronounciation.

"My sister is sooo Wapanese! She sings totmare & Vidoll & Gackt all the time, she has really convincing crossressers pinned to her wall, none of her videos or books are in English, she wont date guys of her own race, she hangs out at Starbucks alot, & she refurs to her sleeping bag as a futon."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

gaijin

If you call someone "Wapanese" & mean it as an insult, they will call you a "gaijin" & mean it as an insult.

When used by non-citizens in Japan or anyone not in Japan, it's an insult meaning "uncultrued dumbass" rather than "foreigner."

1)"Some gaijin is going to be staying with us for awhile."

2)<as an insult> "He's such a gaijin! That imbread hick thinks his town is the whole world & that his way is the only way."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004