3 definitions by Alikitten123
A dick you have sex with but never see . You never get a picture , and you never have to give head .
Girl 1: how was your date with James???
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times
girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?
Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times
girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?
Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
by Alikitten123 October 13, 2020
Friend one: How are you holding up after the breakup ?
Friend two : It was hard last week, but now I’m fine!!
Friend two : It was hard last week, but now I’m fine!!
by Alikitten123 October 13, 2020
Estella is a star - quite literally. She was born to shine and light up the world . From the moment she was first felt in her Mommy’s tummy, she’s been a spitfire . She’s feminine, but can still be sporty . She’s bold and has no fear . Estella loves deeply and is loyal . If you come across an Estella stop and stare .. enjoy the twinkle that comes from within her. She gives out smiles to everyone she meets, but occasionally something will happen to make her do her “Grumpy cat “ face . Her expressions are dramatic , so this face will have you question your existence- it’s okay , she probably just thought of the fact she didn’t slurp down the last bit of her Starbucks this morning or that she really wants a cookie , yet has no cookie . She’s sensible and sweet when it comes to her friends, but will hit you with brutal honesty . She knows no other way than to be genuine and to some, that’s off putting . Estella doesn’t care . It doesn’t bother her if she’s too much for you . She won’t make herself smaller for anyone. She loves to talk and can tell the best stories . You forget your troubles around her . She will steal your heart in a second . Nothing pleases her more than hugs . And you will never wonder how she feels about you .
That girl over there just has something special about her I can’t stop staring . She must be an Estella.
by Alikitten123 October 13, 2020