Alice's definitions

witjoit

originating from The Darkside. A joint that can only be rolled by a champion Joint roller. Used in the beating of cake eaters, cunts and muppets.

I used the Witjoit on the fucker.

by Alice January 3, 2005

sic ting yo

"really good", "really amazingly blinging", etc

ASHLEH:"boi, dat shit is sic ting yo!"

by Alice October 23, 2004

Aboot

Alternative pronunciation of "about" in the north of Scotland.

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose!

by Alice October 19, 2003

Diego Luna

The masculine form of personified perfection.

*sigh* Diego *drool* Luna *sigh*

by Alice June 11, 2004

stone butch

A masculine female-bodied person who strongly disassociates from zir body, to the point that ze does not allow zir female parts to be touched or sometimes even acknowledged. Definition can be extended to include emotional untouchability or extreme masculinity.

The stone butch did not even allow her long-time lover to see her naked.

by alice November 7, 2003

purgatory

A state of mind that Roman Catholics believe you go to if you have sinned on earth but you believe in Jesus. You stay in purgatory untill you have paid off all your sins, however some people stay there forever.

If I used to ask myself over a coffin: "What good did it do the occupant to be born?" I now put the same question about anyone alive

E.M. CIORAN

by alice January 19, 2005

noth

Someone who, try as they may, is simply not goth.

Look at all the noths going into Hot Topic.

by alice November 7, 2003