Alice's definitions
originating from The Darkside. A joint that can only be rolled by a champion Joint roller. Used in the beating of cake eaters, cunts and muppets.
by Alice January 3, 2005
Get the witjoitmug. 
Tinkerbell - also known as 'Tinks': A small, hyperactive girl who likes to play with the fairies. Fairies are a tinkerbell's best friend, these are the people she loves the most and so refers to as fairies...
Tinkerbell may be prone to dressing up as a fairy (tutu, wings, ballet shoes ets.) and giving out magical wishes.
Tinkerbell may be prone to dressing up as a fairy (tutu, wings, ballet shoes ets.) and giving out magical wishes.
by alice February 22, 2005
Get the tinkerbellmug. A masculine female-bodied person who strongly disassociates from zir body, to the point that ze does not allow zir female parts to be touched or sometimes even acknowledged. Definition can be extended to include emotional untouchability or extreme masculinity.
by alice November 7, 2003
Get the stone butchmug. by alice March 7, 2005
Get the nothingmug. A British band consisting of three men from the mecca of ennui that is Hastings in Sussex. Their lead singer looks like a small-mouthed hobbit, and they write piano-based tunes with trite lyrics that resemble Coldyplay, David Grey, and British bands in the early twentieth century who fall under the umbrella of the new acoustic movement. Not to be confused with footballer Roy Keane.
Lead singer Tom Chaplin has a nice voice, but unfortunately it is wasted on dull songs that attempt to soar but never really take off. Their biggest single is probably Everybody's Changing, used as Eastenders background music, and their first single was released on Indie record label Fierca Panda. Who consequently let them be signed by a major label, Island, as they realised they were a bunch of cobblers.
Lead singer Tom Chaplin has a nice voice, but unfortunately it is wasted on dull songs that attempt to soar but never really take off. Their biggest single is probably Everybody's Changing, used as Eastenders background music, and their first single was released on Indie record label Fierca Panda. Who consequently let them be signed by a major label, Island, as they realised they were a bunch of cobblers.
"Like a lot of people, we've gone into making music because we're not terribly brilliant at expressing things. None of us are your bog-standard, confident, outgoing rockstar types." - Pianist Tim Oxley-Rice, quoted from drownedinsound.com.
by Alice September 2, 2004
Get the keanemug. A crudely formed paper cone used to hold tobacco spittle while masturbating during a nicotine enhanced euphoria.
by Alice February 11, 2005
Get the zom-zommug.