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witjoit

originating from The Darkside. A joint that can only be rolled by a champion Joint roller. Used in the beating of cake eaters, cunts and muppets.
I used the Witjoit on the fucker.
by Alice January 3, 2005
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twiglet

nobbly sticks of porn
Twiglets - they're nor Nooooooooormal!
by Alice October 19, 2003
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noth

Someone who, try as they may, is simply not goth.
Look at all the noths going into Hot Topic.
by alice November 7, 2003
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polterglitch

A mysterious and paranormal phonomenon, whereby hi-tech machines encounter numerous functional problems in the home, but appear to be without fault when examined by an expert.
That damn Polterglitch is screwing with the TV again!
by Alice October 19, 2003
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chimbo

by alice March 22, 2003
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jayde

damn that girls jayde!
by alice April 9, 2004
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kid-dult

A phenomenon where adults still cling to childish passtimes and ideologies, such as the watching of cartoons, the purchasing of toys and the playing of games, due to their desire to remain young.
What the hell are you wearing?? You look like such a kid-dult in those bunches!
by Alice May 13, 2005
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