Alice's definitions

witjoit

originating from The Darkside. A joint that can only be rolled by a champion Joint roller. Used in the beating of cake eaters, cunts and muppets.

I used the Witjoit on the fucker.

by Alice January 3, 2005

twiglet

nobbly sticks of porn

Twiglets - they're nor Nooooooooormal!

by Alice October 19, 2003

noth

Someone who, try as they may, is simply not goth.

Look at all the noths going into Hot Topic.

by alice November 7, 2003

polterglitch

A mysterious and paranormal phonomenon, whereby hi-tech machines encounter numerous functional problems in the home, but appear to be without fault when examined by an expert.

That damn Polterglitch is screwing with the TV again!

by Alice October 19, 2003

chimbo

an imaginary word

by alice March 22, 2003

jayde

the hottest chick

damn that girls jayde!

by alice April 9, 2004

kid-dult

A phenomenon where adults still cling to childish passtimes and ideologies, such as the watching of cartoons, the purchasing of toys and the playing of games, due to their desire to remain young.

What the hell are you wearing?? You look like such a kid-dult in those bunches!

by Alice May 13, 2005