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tinkerbell

Tinkerbell - also known as 'Tinks': A small, hyperactive girl who likes to play with the fairies. Fairies are a tinkerbell's best friend, these are the people she loves the most and so refers to as fairies...
Tinkerbell may be prone to dressing up as a fairy (tutu, wings, ballet shoes ets.) and giving out magical wishes.
ah ya know the ones. small, annoyingly energetic, bouncy, blonde, small, small...
by alice February 22, 2005
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polterglitch

A mysterious and paranormal phonomenon, whereby hi-tech machines encounter numerous functional problems in the home, but appear to be without fault when examined by an expert.
That damn Polterglitch is screwing with the TV again!
by Alice October 19, 2003
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jayde

damn that girls jayde!
by alice April 9, 2004
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keane

A British band consisting of three men from the mecca of ennui that is Hastings in Sussex. Their lead singer looks like a small-mouthed hobbit, and they write piano-based tunes with trite lyrics that resemble Coldyplay, David Grey, and British bands in the early twentieth century who fall under the umbrella of the new acoustic movement. Not to be confused with footballer Roy Keane.

Lead singer Tom Chaplin has a nice voice, but unfortunately it is wasted on dull songs that attempt to soar but never really take off. Their biggest single is probably Everybody's Changing, used as Eastenders background music, and their first single was released on Indie record label Fierca Panda. Who consequently let them be signed by a major label, Island, as they realised they were a bunch of cobblers.
"Like a lot of people, we've gone into making music because we're not terribly brilliant at expressing things. None of us are your bog-standard, confident, outgoing rockstar types." - Pianist Tim Oxley-Rice, quoted from drownedinsound.com.
by Alice September 2, 2004
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nothing

everything when somebody says nothing is wrong it means everything is wrong
boy:whats wrong you look sad?
girl: nothing (<--liar)
by alice March 7, 2005
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stone butch

A masculine female-bodied person who strongly disassociates from zir body, to the point that ze does not allow zir female parts to be touched or sometimes even acknowledged. Definition can be extended to include emotional untouchability or extreme masculinity.
The stone butch did not even allow her long-time lover to see her naked.
by alice November 7, 2003
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zom-zom

A crudely formed paper cone used to hold tobacco spittle while masturbating during a nicotine enhanced euphoria.
i.e.: Fuck! my zom zom leaked into my urethra!
by Alice February 11, 2005
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