Alibaster Slim's definitions

Metrosexual

A funny way of saying gay

“Ashton Kutcher’s a metrosexual and he’s cool”

“No he’s gay”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Demo Fart

A small fart that’s just a preview of the lager main fart to come.

“The demo fart is warning to everyone in the blast radius to evacuate.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

A monster trapped in denim

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.

"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012