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Definitions by Alibaster Slim

wangxiety 

Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.
“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”

“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
wangxiety by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

karma sutra 

Having crazy awesome sex as repayment for being a generous lover in the past.
“Dude my chick threw the craziest sex at me I have ever had.”

“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
karma sutra by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

Last Night Was Great 

A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”