Alibaster Slim's definitions

Skoal scars

A worn circle on the pocket of a pair of jeans from a skoal tin.

“You can always tell a country boy from the skoal scars on his jeans.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

back stage pass

Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.

“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”

“No way”

“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

A monster trapped in denim

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.

"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012