17 definitions by Alibaster Slim
“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
“Dude my chick threw the craziest sex at me I have ever had.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
by Alibaster Slim January 29, 2012
“I finally got Elaine in accounting back for messing with my chair.”
“Ya, how’d you do that?”
“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”
“Ya, how’d you do that?”
“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
by Alibaster Slim December 5, 2011
by Alibaster Slim August 4, 2012