Alfred's definitions

nuts on par

A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.

Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.

That's nuts on par enough to work.

by Alfred July 24, 2008

nuts on par

A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.

Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.

That's nuts on par enough to work.

by Alfred August 23, 2006

angry tits

A woman with giant pancake nipples.

That broad had some angry tits! The nipples were big enough to be their own breasts.

by Alfred April 18, 2005

Virtua Shitter

Virtua Fighter doesn't suck. You just don't know how to play it right, or you just don't like the fact that Virtua Fighter doesn't have unrealistic 10-hit strings and unblockable powerups. You imbecile.

Sonyroolz is a button-masher who plays cheaply-manufactured games like Tekken and Soul Calibur, instead of learning the moves, counters, and throws that make Virtua Fighter worth playing.

by Alfred October 31, 2003

pervert

An immature loser who can take any sentence and somehow make it about sex.

Jen: So are you coming or what?
Bob (pervert): Cuming haha cuming... i sure am!

by Alfred March 17, 2005

served

to be beaten at something (most likely a break dancing competition)

tarence: Yea nigguh, u just got served

or

Shany: Bring a plate, cuz uz about to get served! (oooooo)

by Alfred March 17, 2005

peterli

another word for a man penis

Girl: Damn! did u see Bobs peterli last night?

by Alfred March 17, 2005