12 definitions by Alfonzo
by Alfonzo January 9, 2016
The reason you're single.
Guy 1: Man I was waiting for this girl outside the restaurant, and when she arrived she saw me Vaping. She blocked my number!
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single
by Alfonzo May 30, 2016
guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!
by Alfonzo May 31, 2016
The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.
Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.
Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.
Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls
by Alfonzo May 31, 2016
by Alfonzo May 8, 2003