Alfonzo's definitions
PFNR- An acronym which stands for "Party For No Reason."
A PFNR are sleepovers that occur monthly at a certain person's house. Typical PFNR traditions include taking your friends' phones and disabling them, or taking thousands of pictures. Another tradition is drawing on the face of the first person to fall asleep, with permanent marker. (These drawings can be anything, but a hairy penis is accustomed. )
A PFNR are sleepovers that occur monthly at a certain person's house. Typical PFNR traditions include taking your friends' phones and disabling them, or taking thousands of pictures. Another tradition is drawing on the face of the first person to fall asleep, with permanent marker. (These drawings can be anything, but a hairy penis is accustomed. )
Steve: "Yo man you going to the PFNR at Charlie's tomorrow?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, man. I'm gonna draw a dick on yo face."
Bill: "Hell yeah, man. I'm gonna draw a dick on yo face."
by Alfonzo June 9, 2016

The reason you're single.
Guy 1: Man I was waiting for this girl outside the restaurant, and when she arrived she saw me Vaping. She blocked my number!
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single
by Alfonzo May 29, 2016

Possibly the best video game in exhistance. If you ever find yourself sucked into it, be sure to promptly and efficently uninstall the game and lose the cd key. You may experience withdrawl, but it is worth it in the end. The best remedy for the withdrawl symptoms is lots of porn and an avoidance of large, red orbs.
Damn, I wish I could play Diablo with you guys, but I lost my cd-key! I'll just have to go home and masturbate.
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