vegetarian

vegetable killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The carrot stood no chance against the vegetarian.

by Alfonzo February 11, 2004

Vaping

The reason you're single.

Guy 1: Man I was waiting for this girl outside the restaurant, and when she arrived she saw me Vaping. She blocked my number!
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single

by Alfonzo May 29, 2016

donald trump

The reason hair care products were invented.

Guy: "Why were hair care products invented?"
Girl: "Donald Trump."
Guy: Makes sense.

by Alfonzo April 20, 2016

bungling the boocesta

the act of shoving cobs of corn up a female's vagina.

Amy: hold on, i'm bungling the boocesta
Clara: omg you do that too? i love the cob in me!

by Alfonzo May 18, 2016

goozle

the act of sticking one's finger in the cleft of the opposite sex's derriere.

Gus tried to goozle every woman who walked in front of him.

by Alfonzo May 08, 2003