Alfonzo's definitions

dong gargling

The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.

Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.

Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls

by Alfonzo May 31, 2016

pfnr

PFNR- An acronym which stands for "Party For No Reason."

A PFNR are sleepovers that occur monthly at a certain person's house. Typical PFNR traditions include taking your friends' phones and disabling them, or taking thousands of pictures. Another tradition is drawing on the face of the first person to fall asleep, with permanent marker. (These drawings can be anything, but a hairy penis is accustomed. )

Steve: "Yo man you going to the PFNR at Charlie's tomorrow?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, man. I'm gonna draw a dick on yo face."

by Alfonzo June 9, 2016

Radical Feminazi

Radical Femenists That do Slam Poetry. Those have said that listening to a Radical Feminazi Slam Poem is equivalent to listening to an Adolf Hitler speech.

Guy 1: Yo dude, have you ever listened to a Hitler speech?
Guy 2: Nigga Hitlers dead. But I sure have listened to a Radical Feminazi Speech
Guy 1: Oh shit, so you have?

by Alfonzo July 4, 2016

vegetarian

vegetable killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The carrot stood no chance against the vegetarian.

by Alfonzo February 11, 2004

goozle

the act of sticking one's finger in the cleft of the opposite sex's derriere.

Gus tried to goozle every woman who walked in front of him.

by Alfonzo May 8, 2003