Alfonzo's definitions

blockbuster and bang

Like Netflix and Chill, but for the early 2000s. The act of renting a movie/show from Blockbuster, and having it play on the background during sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: yo dude ima bout to blockbuster and bang with mah girl
Guy 2: doooooooope

by Alfonzo June 15, 2016

askhole

That one guy who keeps asking stupid questions, even though he knows he won't get an answer.

guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!

by Alfonzo May 30, 2016

Vegan

Someone who slaughters and kills fruits, and vegetables.

The poor carrot had no chance.

by Alfonzo February 11, 2004

vegetarian

vegetable killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The carrot stood no chance against the vegetarian.

by Alfonzo February 11, 2004

pfnr

PFNR- An acronym which stands for "Party For No Reason."

A PFNR are sleepovers that occur monthly at a certain person's house. Typical PFNR traditions include taking your friends' phones and disabling them, or taking thousands of pictures. Another tradition is drawing on the face of the first person to fall asleep, with permanent marker. (These drawings can be anything, but a hairy penis is accustomed. )

Steve: "Yo man you going to the PFNR at Charlie's tomorrow?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, man. I'm gonna draw a dick on yo face."

by Alfonzo June 9, 2016

bungling the boocesta

the act of shoving cobs of corn up a female's vagina.

Amy: hold on, i'm bungling the boocesta
Clara: omg you do that too? i love the cob in me!

by Alfonzo May 18, 2016

goozle

the act of sticking one's finger in the cleft of the opposite sex's derriere.

Gus tried to goozle every woman who walked in front of him.

by Alfonzo May 8, 2003