diablo

Possibly the best video game in exhistance. If you ever find yourself sucked into it, be sure to promptly and efficently uninstall the game and lose the cd key. You may experience withdrawl, but it is worth it in the end. The best remedy for the withdrawl symptoms is lots of porn and an avoidance of large, red orbs.
Damn, I wish I could play Diablo with you guys, but I lost my cd-key! I'll just have to go home and masturbate.
by Alfonzo March 09, 2005
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askhole

That one guy who keeps asking stupid questions, even though he knows he won't get an answer.
guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!
by Alfonzo May 31, 2016
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dong gargling

The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.
Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.

Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls
by Alfonzo May 31, 2016
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bungling the boocesta

the act of shoving cobs of corn up a female's vagina.
Amy: hold on, i'm bungling the boocesta
Clara: omg you do that too? i love the cob in me!
by Alfonzo May 18, 2016
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Vegan

Someone who slaughters and kills fruits, and vegetables.
by Alfonzo February 11, 2004
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blockbuster and bang

Like Netflix and Chill, but for the early 2000s. The act of renting a movie/show from Blockbuster, and having it play on the background during sexual intercourse.
Guy 1: yo dude ima bout to blockbuster and bang with mah girl
Guy 2: doooooooope
by Alfonzo June 15, 2016
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donald trump

The reason hair care products were invented.
Guy: "Why were hair care products invented?"
Girl: "Donald Trump."
Guy: Makes sense.
by Alfonzo January 09, 2016
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