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A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006
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It is only removed from the car in order to add or edit music, videos and the like.
It is only removed from the car in order to add or edit music, videos and the like.
I hooked up my old iPod Video to my Dual car stereo deck 6 months ago and haven't had to remove it yet. It's now officially my carpod.
by Alfie The Horndog April 5, 2009
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Get the homophobe mug.British band featuring the vocals of Corrine Drewery. Never does the same music genre twice - they like to experiment. Very popular in Japan. Twice the size of average bands which sometimes prevents them from touring. Generally described as Chantese Jazz.
Popular songs:
Now You're Not Here (#1 International Hit)
Breakout
Twilight World
Popular songs:
Now You're Not Here (#1 International Hit)
Breakout
Twilight World
Some Enya fanboy: SOS is ok, but their sound is so synthesized. I like Enya better because she's got such a natural sound.
Swing Out Sister fanboy: You DO know that Enya is 100% synthesized, right? I mean even her vocals are enhanced by computer. She can't even tour because her sound is impossible to create outside of the music studio. On the other hand, SOS has a 10-peice band with all real instruments with one of the best keyboardists in the world.
Swing Out Sister fanboy: You DO know that Enya is 100% synthesized, right? I mean even her vocals are enhanced by computer. She can't even tour because her sound is impossible to create outside of the music studio. On the other hand, SOS has a 10-peice band with all real instruments with one of the best keyboardists in the world.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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419 = Dead Body
419A = Drowned Person
420 = Homicide
420A = Murder/Non-negligent homicide
420B = Manslaughter
420Z = Attempted homicide
421 = Sick or injured
421A = Mentally ill person
422 = Sick or injured Officer
419A = Drowned Person
420 = Homicide
420A = Murder/Non-negligent homicide
420B = Manslaughter
420Z = Attempted homicide
421 = Sick or injured
421A = Mentally ill person
422 = Sick or injured Officer
by Alfie The Horndog July 5, 2007
Get the 420 mug.Stupid, pointless computer game. Enjoyed only by useless underachievers with "god" complexes. Watching an ant farm with a magnifying glass is more entertaining.
Stupid Sims Gamer: I'm so excited now that I got the latest expansion pack for the Sims!!
Me: You are one a pathetic loser.
Me: You are one a pathetic loser.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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