Alfie The Horndog's definitions

Hercules

Roman name for the Greek god Heracles. The word hero is derived from Hercules, even though all Hercules seemed to do was kill people who pissed him off.

Some people think Hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. That's why other gods like Thor were afraid to be around him.

Sam Elliot to Mel Gibson in "We Were Soldiers": Hercules was a pussy, sir. Oh wait a minute... that was Custer...

by Alfie The Horndog March 28, 2007

Boot Camp

A reality show similar to Survivor that was cancelled when people found out that it was rigged.

They don't even show re-runs of Boot Camp.

by Alfie The Horndog March 10, 2007

chantese jazz

A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.

Female nightclub singers are often classified as chantese jazz artists.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

homophobe

Someone who wears an asgard to protect their virgin cheeks.

Although Thor insisted he wasn't a homophobe, he never failed to wear his asgard during battle.

by Alfie The Horndog March 24, 2007

Fantabulous

Sort of like "fabulous" but much more fabulous than the word "fabulous" can convey. Like supercalifragilisticexpialidocius but shorter and easier to spell.

While on a free trip to Italy I won a free titanium frame bicycle and the customs agent let me bring it on the plane for free. What a Fantabulous trip!

by Alfie The Horndog November 29, 2005

steelwool

Long continuous shaving of steel, iron or copper that is wrapped up in balls and sold in hardware stores.

Used for scrubbing, cleaning and buffing just about anything, they are avaliable in different thickness from super-coarse for scrubbing pots to ultra-fine for buffing balsa wood.

The ultra-fine stuff can bet set on fire with a nine-volt battery for cool firey and smokey effects. See wooley rocket.

Steelwool is very useful for electrically lighting fuses from a safe distance.

by Alfie The Horndog July 4, 2006

Swing Out Sister

British band featuring the vocals of Corrine Drewery. Never does the same music genre twice - they like to experiment. Very popular in Japan. Twice the size of average bands which sometimes prevents them from touring. Generally described as Chantese Jazz.

Popular songs:

Now You're Not Here (#1 International Hit)
Breakout
Twilight World

Some Enya fanboy: SOS is ok, but their sound is so synthesized. I like Enya better because she's got such a natural sound.

Swing Out Sister fanboy: You DO know that Enya is 100% synthesized, right? I mean even her vocals are enhanced by computer. She can't even tour because her sound is impossible to create outside of the music studio. On the other hand, SOS has a 10-peice band with all real instruments with one of the best keyboardists in the world.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005