Alfie The Horndog's definitions
Me dad told me that he enjoyed beating up "Benny Boys" with a metal baton when he was a drill sargeant in the army just before the Korean war.
by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005
Get the Benny Boymug. The original "Crime Scene Investigation" TV show that spawned a host of other official and unofficial similar series... including House.
Purportrated to be as realistic as possible, using actual procedures in the field and actual equipment in the lab. And I heard that they often base their stories on real events.
But the problem with the show as a "Who done it" is that the writers are always trying to shock their viewers as to who the killer actually is.
Knowing this going in produces the opposite effect and makes the show as predictable as Scooby Doo. For example, one of their favorite things to do is having children: teenagers, pre-teens, and sometimes even toddlers be the killer.
Some cast members:
Gil Grissom: The head of the team and a bug expert. Likes roller coasters.
Catherine Willows: Second in command and ex-stripper. Has a mob boss as a Father.
Warrick Brown: An ex-gambling addict who always looks like he's in pain.
Nick Stokes: Used to have a penchant for the ladies, but they kind of low-keyed that when the actor started losing his looks.
Sara Sidle: Advocate for abused women. I think the main reason she's there is because her name sounds like "suicidal".
Purportrated to be as realistic as possible, using actual procedures in the field and actual equipment in the lab. And I heard that they often base their stories on real events.
But the problem with the show as a "Who done it" is that the writers are always trying to shock their viewers as to who the killer actually is.
Knowing this going in produces the opposite effect and makes the show as predictable as Scooby Doo. For example, one of their favorite things to do is having children: teenagers, pre-teens, and sometimes even toddlers be the killer.
Some cast members:
Gil Grissom: The head of the team and a bug expert. Likes roller coasters.
Catherine Willows: Second in command and ex-stripper. Has a mob boss as a Father.
Warrick Brown: An ex-gambling addict who always looks like he's in pain.
Nick Stokes: Used to have a penchant for the ladies, but they kind of low-keyed that when the actor started losing his looks.
Sara Sidle: Advocate for abused women. I think the main reason she's there is because her name sounds like "suicidal".
ME: Whatcha' watching?
GF: CSI. I think the Father killed his wife.
ME: Father? They have a kid?
GF: Yeah, an adorable 10 year old girl.
ME: Oh... well it wasn't the Father. It was the little girl.
GF: CSI. I think the Father killed his wife.
ME: Father? They have a kid?
GF: Yeah, an adorable 10 year old girl.
ME: Oh... well it wasn't the Father. It was the little girl.
by Alfie The Horndog July 5, 2007
Get the CSImug. Roman name for the Greek god Heracles. The word hero is derived from Hercules, even though all Hercules seemed to do was kill people who pissed him off.
Some people think Hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. That's why other gods like Thor were afraid to be around him.
Some people think Hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. That's why other gods like Thor were afraid to be around him.
Sam Elliot to Mel Gibson in "We Were Soldiers": Hercules was a pussy, sir. Oh wait a minute... that was Custer...
by Alfie The Horndog March 28, 2007
Get the Herculesmug. A pyrotechnically modified water rocket.
To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.
Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.
The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!
To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.
Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.
The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!
by Alfie The Horndog July 4, 2006
Get the wooley rocketmug. by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
Get the honey of amug. Sort of like "fabulous" but much more fabulous than the word "fabulous" can convey. Like supercalifragilisticexpialidocius but shorter and easier to spell.
While on a free trip to Italy I won a free titanium frame bicycle and the customs agent let me bring it on the plane for free. What a Fantabulous trip!
by Alfie The Horndog November 29, 2005
Get the Fantabulousmug. Long continuous shaving of steel, iron or copper that is wrapped up in balls and sold in hardware stores.
Used for scrubbing, cleaning and buffing just about anything, they are avaliable in different thickness from super-coarse for scrubbing pots to ultra-fine for buffing balsa wood.
The ultra-fine stuff can bet set on fire with a nine-volt battery for cool firey and smokey effects. See wooley rocket.
Used for scrubbing, cleaning and buffing just about anything, they are avaliable in different thickness from super-coarse for scrubbing pots to ultra-fine for buffing balsa wood.
The ultra-fine stuff can bet set on fire with a nine-volt battery for cool firey and smokey effects. See wooley rocket.
by Alfie The Horndog July 4, 2006
Get the steelwoolmug.