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moondog

The nickname of an obese professional wrestler in the Pacific Northwest. Famous for spitting high into the air and catching the loogey in his mouth.
Moondog Maretti jobs to just about anybody.
by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005
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Scooby Doo

Cartoon mystery TV show for kids. The "gang" travel around in a colorfully painted van called "The Mystery Machine" solving puzzles.

The gang consist of a talking dog named Scooby Doo, a hippy named Shaggy, a short brainiac named Thelma and two others whose names escape me.

There was also an annoying puppy introduced into the series named "Scrappy Doo", evidentally placed there to try to extend the target audience to toddlers.

As a young boy I figured out early on that nine times out of ten the bad guy was the first person the gang met.

The cartoon were made into two partly non-animated movies. The first one featured the great Rowan Atkinson.
Me: Oh I see you're watching Scooby Doo. I'll bet the bad guy is the first person they met.

My Sister: No way. The first person they met was a cop.

At the end of the show:

Me: See... I told you it was the cop!
by Alfie The Horndog April 12, 2007
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cancer in california

A material that is labeled as causing cancer in the state of California only.
Guy #1: Why does this epoxy say that it contains a chemical known to cause cancer in California?

Guy #2: Because only Californians would try to smoke it!
by Alfie The Horndog June 18, 2008
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ho

A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.
by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005
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Alessandra Marc

World famous opera singer from Spain. Considered by many to be the best female soprano in the industry.
Alessandra Marc is hailed at having the best singing voice of all time.
by Alfie The Horndog April 26, 2006
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captain kirk

William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie.
but Spock.........................................................................................why?
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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noggin knocker

Or often called "double noggin knocker", is a combat move used to take out two assailants simultaneously. Not to be confused with a headbutt... this move is performed by taking the heads of two opponents and cracking them together, with little impact upon oneself.

You see this kind of thing alot in tag team style professional wrestling.

This move seems less effective against pacific islanders, as apparently, their heads are harder than most people's.
Bushwacker Bob made a big mistake when he tried performing a double noggin knocker on the Samoan brothers.
by Alfie The Horndog July 16, 2007
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