Alfie The Horndog's definitions

Boot Camp

A reality show similar to Survivor that was cancelled when people found out that it was rigged.

They don't even show re-runs of Boot Camp.

by Alfie The Horndog March 10, 2007

chantese jazz

A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.

Female nightclub singers are often classified as chantese jazz artists.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Captain Kirk smirk

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.

Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Fantabulous

Sort of like "fabulous" but much more fabulous than the word "fabulous" can convey. Like supercalifragilisticexpialidocius but shorter and easier to spell.

While on a free trip to Italy I won a free titanium frame bicycle and the customs agent let me bring it on the plane for free. What a Fantabulous trip!

by Alfie The Horndog November 29, 2005

noggin knocker

Or often called "double noggin knocker", is a combat move used to take out two assailants simultaneously. Not to be confused with a headbutt... this move is performed by taking the heads of two opponents and cracking them together, with little impact upon oneself.

You see this kind of thing alot in tag team style professional wrestling.

This move seems less effective against pacific islanders, as apparently, their heads are harder than most people's.

Bushwacker Bob made a big mistake when he tried performing a double noggin knocker on the Samoan brothers.

by Alfie The Horndog July 16, 2007

combat coolant

Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons.

Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.

by Alfie The Horndog December 7, 2007

partial abortion

A type of abortion where the living baby is taken partly out of the womb before it is legally killed by the deliverer. Basically partial abortions allow insane women to change their mind even at the last second before it officially becomes murder.

I didn't vote for John Kerry because he supports partial abortions.

by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005