Alfie The Horndog's definitions

carpod

An iPod you keep in your car, most likely attached to an iPod enabled car stereo.

It is only removed from the car in order to add or edit music, videos and the like.

I hooked up my old iPod Video to my Dual car stereo deck 6 months ago and haven't had to remove it yet. It's now officially my carpod.

by Alfie The Horndog April 5, 2009

Thor

Nordic god of thunder. He's always drinking mead. Carries a hammer that only he can lift. I mean not even the Hulk can lift his hammer.

He was one of the main characters in Dougas Adams novel, The Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul.

His one flaw is that he is a bit homophobic and always wears an asgard when he is around Greeks... especially Hercules.

Thor was flying around one day when he saw this "girl". He appraoched her under the guise of a human and he started having anal sex with her. After seven days of this, Thor removed his human disguise and revealed himself as the god of thunder and proudly announced "I AM THOR!".

The girl then revealed that she was actually a bloke and told him "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't thit". Needless to say that ever since that day Thor has been a bit of a homophobe.

by Alfie The Horndog March 28, 2007

Amish

Owners of most of the rendering plants used to make pet food. They are all multi-millionaires, but you wouldn't know it to look at them.

Samuel Stolfutz made over 80 million last year in a deal with Purina. Man... I wish I was Amish!

by Alfie The Horndog January 31, 2008

combat coolant

Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons.

Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.

by Alfie The Horndog December 7, 2007

partial abortion

A type of abortion where the living baby is taken partly out of the womb before it is legally killed by the deliverer. Basically partial abortions allow insane women to change their mind even at the last second before it officially becomes murder.

I didn't vote for John Kerry because he supports partial abortions.

by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005

chantese jazz

A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.

Female nightclub singers are often classified as chantese jazz artists.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Boot Camp

A reality show similar to Survivor that was cancelled when people found out that it was rigged.

They don't even show re-runs of Boot Camp.

by Alfie The Horndog March 10, 2007