ernie

Homosexual lover? Gimme a break! They're PUPPETS people!
Ernie is a *puppet* - without genitalia!
by Alfie The Horndog December 09, 2005
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helluva

A hip form of honey of a. Mr. T didn't invent it. It was uttered by Ben Grimm in the Fantastic Four comics long before Mr. T came along.
Hellboy was one helluva movie.
by Alfie The Horndog September 10, 2005
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wooley rocket

A pyrotechnically modified water rocket.

To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.

Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.

The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!
On the fourth of July I set off my wooley rocket and burned down my neighbors house.
by Alfie The Horndog July 04, 2006
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Emily Post

The woman who literally wrote the book on etiquette. Also used as an antonym for anyone who has bad manners or doesn't care about manners.
You don't seem like the Emily Post type, so I'll go ahead and tell you the dirty joke.
by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006
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21 Grams

About 1/20th of a pound. This is the amount of weight you lose the instant you die. Some say it's the weight of your spirit or soul.
She was so sweet before she passed away. Heaven gained another 21 Grams of sugar.
by Alfie The Horndog September 22, 2005
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Titty Twister

The name of a vampire truck stop in all of the Dusk To Dawn movies.
Girlfriend: "What's the name of the actor who plays that ugly Indian bartender of the Titty Twister".

Me: (Entralled by the topless dancers) Huh?
by Alfie The Horndog September 18, 2005
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Jesus Christ

The name Bill Cosby thought was his growing up. He thought his brothers name was "God Dammit".

According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.

Something like: "Jesus Christ, it's raining, get in here. God Dammit, you get in here too.".

But then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: "God Dammit, quit making such a racket!" Bill just stood there looking around for his brother. "God Dammit didn't you hear me?" yelled his father to which Bill replied, "But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Jesus Christ, the Simpsons are killing us in the ratings! God Dammit we're being forced into cancellation because of a stupid cartoon!
by Alfie The Horndog September 18, 2005
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