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garage

Ze terrorists.. zay give me ze humm vee taken from ze american troops, but zhes so beeg zhe does not fit in ze garage.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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moondog

The nickname of an obese professional wrestler in the Pacific Northwest. Famous for spitting high into the air and catching the loogey in his mouth.
Moondog Maretti jobs to just about anybody.
by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005
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Scooby Doo

Cartoon mystery TV show for kids. The "gang" travel around in a colorfully painted van called "The Mystery Machine" solving puzzles.

The gang consist of a talking dog named Scooby Doo, a hippy named Shaggy, a short brainiac named Thelma and two others whose names escape me.

There was also an annoying puppy introduced into the series named "Scrappy Doo", evidentally placed there to try to extend the target audience to toddlers.

As a young boy I figured out early on that nine times out of ten the bad guy was the first person the gang met.

The cartoon were made into two partly non-animated movies. The first one featured the great Rowan Atkinson.
Me: Oh I see you're watching Scooby Doo. I'll bet the bad guy is the first person they met.

My Sister: No way. The first person they met was a cop.

At the end of the show:

Me: See... I told you it was the cop!
by Alfie The Horndog April 12, 2007
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cancer in california

A material that is labeled as causing cancer in the state of California only.
Guy #1: Why does this epoxy say that it contains a chemical known to cause cancer in California?

Guy #2: Because only Californians would try to smoke it!
by Alfie The Horndog June 18, 2008
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ho

A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.
by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005
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Charlie Wilson

Real-life American congressman from the movie "Charlie Wilson's War".

Shadily acquired over a billion dollars of American capital in order to help Osama Bin Laden build his terrorist organization.
by Alfie The Horndog May 8, 2008
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Sims

Stupid, pointless computer game. Enjoyed only by useless underachievers with "god" complexes. Watching an ant farm with a magnifying glass is more entertaining.
Stupid Sims Gamer: I'm so excited now that I got the latest expansion pack for the Sims!!

Me: You are one a pathetic loser.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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