27 definitions by Alexius

blow dryer

a hand-held hair dryer; my girlfriend

I'ma blow you dry.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

smooch

the act of kissing

Gove me a smooch

by Alexius November 7, 2003

sunflower seeds

an eatable seed that tastes yummy

Those were some damn good sunflower seeds

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Jamwich

A shortened term for the commonly consumed sandwich containing jam.

I ate a jamwich in the park on a sunny day during a picnic

by Alexius June 24, 2005

Saddle

item used (usually leather) for riding an animal (my girlfriend)

Time to put the saddle on.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

alive

not dead

It's alive!

by Alexius November 7, 2003

alive

what my girlfriend says about my dick when it gets hard

It's alive again huh.

by Alexius November 7, 2003