27 definitions by Alexius

remote

used to turn on or off your telivision, stereo, DVD player, etc...

The remote turned on the tv

by Alexius November 7, 2003

deodorant

something the french have yet to discover

He really needs some deodorant, he fuckin reeks!

by Alexius November 7, 2003

7 deadly sins

1.Pride
2.Envy
3.Gluttony
4.Lust
5.Anger
6.Greed
7.Sloth

90% of us do those every day...so who really cares...

It's self exclamatory

by Alexius November 7, 2003

lover

One who loves another, especially one who feels sexual love

We're lezbian lovers.

by Alexius November 7, 2003

spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you

Spread em!

by Alexius November 7, 2003

spread em

what my girlfriend does on a regular basis, if not with me, with the neighbor (fuckin slut)

She spread em to reveal a soft succulent pussy.

by Alexius November 8, 2003

blow dryer

a hand-held hair dryer; my girlfriend

I'ma blow you dry.

by Alexius November 6, 2003