65 definitions by Alexandra

double edge sword

the proverbial "Catch-22" where one is damned if one does, and one is damned if one doesn't.

"Corporate lay-offs are a double-edged sword. The company saves money by not having as many salaried people on board, but has to pay more overtime wages to the fewer people that are left so the work can be done by deadline."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

backstage pass

Phrase used when one has been given the go ahead to engage in anal sex.

"Sharon gave me the backstage pass and I'm using it tonight!"

by Alexandra July 31, 2004

keckers

trousers or pants, usually men's. Same as kecks

"When mye dad came up the stairs, my boyfriend escaped out my bedroom window so quickly, he left his keckers behind."

by Alexandra July 31, 2004

juicy

ADJECTIVE.
Thick and curvacious.

Wow thatgurl is juicy.

by Alexandra April 18, 2004

Tiara

semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher

"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

by Alexandra October 11, 2004

Connecticut

My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.

We all just really want to get out of Connecticut

by Alexandra December 2, 2004