Alexandra's definitions

come to jesus

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

juicy

ADJECTIVE.
Thick and curvacious.

Wow thatgurl is juicy.

by ALEXANDRA April 18, 2004

Tiara

semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher

"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!

fuck u david hasselhoff!

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

whanger

British spelling of wanger

Our cousin in the States says wanger, but the rest of us in London say whanger.

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Go-round

A session of sexual intercourse. Usually referring a session considered so good that "seconds" are warranted.

“He was so amazing last night that we had another go-round before breakfast this morning!”

by Alexandra July 28, 2004