Alexandra's definitions

bst

Bright Shiny Thing, a forum owned by Nett

BST is love (a signature of Charli at BST)

by Alexandra May 15, 2004

press the flesh

to shake hands; a "meet and greet"

"The politicians were very tired after a long day on the campaign trail, kissing babies, and pressing the flesh with their constituents."

by Alexandra August 12, 2004

fortune cookie

cookie shaped like moon if moon was made out of cookie dough. fortune shaped like a fortune.

"What's the fortune in your fortune cookie, Alexandra?"
"Fortune?"

by Alexandra January 27, 2003

Go-round

A session of sexual intercourse. Usually referring a session considered so good that "seconds" are warranted.

“He was so amazing last night that we had another go-round before breakfast this morning!”

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

whanger

British spelling of wanger

Our cousin in the States says wanger, but the rest of us in London say whanger.

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Square Root of Fuck-All

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004