Alexandra's definitions

Square Root of Fuck-All

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

wonk

That which is not mainstream or currently popular.

He's a performance artist, and his latest installment is sheer wonk - you won't believe your eyes.

by Alexandra June 11, 2006

come to jesus

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

One over the eight

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)

"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!

fuck u david hasselhoff!

by Alexandra April 2, 2005