Alexandra's definitions

Green Welly Brigade

Members of the upper-middle class who participate in countryside pursuits such as riding, fox hunting, shooting skeet, etc. Distinguishable by their green Wellington boots and wax jackets. Orig. UK

“I felt like a right eejit on holiday with his family, being as I can barely ride, and they practically head up the Green Welly Brigade and all."

by Alexandra July 26, 2004

Like fuck

1. An exclamation of denial
2. adj. for intense or speedy

1. Like fuck I'm going out with him again, he was all over me at the cinema and I didn't even know his full name!

2. We went at the yardwork like fuck and finished that afternoon!

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

religion

A lame excuse for abstaining from sex

"He was hot, and I really wanted to hit the sheets with him. But I couldn't, because I'm, you know, religious."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Barmy

adj. 1.) extremely silly
2.) One who is extremely silly

1. "It's plain barmy of you to think he is a still a virgin at 22!"

2. "Oh, nevermind Sarah. She's not all bad, she's just barmy."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Tiara

semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher

"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

double edge sword

the proverbial "Catch-22" where one is damned if one does, and one is damned if one doesn't.

"Corporate lay-offs are a double-edged sword. The company saves money by not having as many salaried people on board, but has to pay more overtime wages to the fewer people that are left so the work can be done by deadline."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004