4 definitions by Alexander Hova
A strange fail of nature. As god was creating a beaver, a duck was standing on top of the beaver and they became morphed together, thus creating the platypus. (I think.)
by Alexander Hova July 8, 2013
A dance described as "The New Gangnam Style" involving some extremely tight yoga pants, a ten foot long tongue, and one heck of a booty!
by Alexander Hova November 22, 2013
The Felis Catus is specified as a minuscule domesticated carnivore with the qualities of retractile nails, advanced flexibility, and a conical pinna and external auditory meatus. In other words, a cat is a cute, chubby purring thing good for falling asleep on your lap so you can't get up and shedding all over your brand new yoga pants.
by Alexander Hova July 8, 2013
Yes, socks and sandals can get you beaten but, Crocs are one of the only possible things that you can wear that might get you murdered.
They're basically (out of fashion) rubber slip-ons covered with holes.
They're basically (out of fashion) rubber slip-ons covered with holes.
Student #1: "Dude! I just got the Nike Kobe IX EM 'Game Royal's!"
Student #2: "Ptf... They're probably not as 'SWAG' as my Air Jordan Retro 14's."
Student #3: "Um, hello? Take a glance at my Black Crocs, gentlemen."
Student #1: "You have three seconds to get the h*** out of here."
Student #2: "Ptf... They're probably not as 'SWAG' as my Air Jordan Retro 14's."
Student #3: "Um, hello? Take a glance at my Black Crocs, gentlemen."
Student #1: "You have three seconds to get the h*** out of here."
by Alexander Hova August 11, 2014