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A sex act where the woman straps on a dildo and sodomizes her man with it. The name comes from a scene in the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".
by Alex Stockwell August 18, 2009
Get the Take It Barry mug.She's all scrawny and leathery; there's no way I'd fuck her, but if I saw her in a porno I'd jerk off so hard. I guess you could say she's porn hot.
by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2009
Get the porn hot mug.Similar to Godwin's Law, this states that the longer a debate on comedy goes on, the more likely one person will compare the other's sense of humor to Seltzer and Frieberg, aka Seltzerberg. Named for Internet radio personality Josh Hadley(Lost in the Static, Radiodrome), who tends to do this a lot.
"Dude, you liked that movie? It's like Seltzer and Frieberg!"
"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"
"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"
by Alex Stockwell August 23, 2012
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Get the objectivism mug.To pretend to be stupid to get people to drop their guard, as many liberals(ie. Patton Oswalt) suspect President Bush of doing.
Patton Oswalt on "pulling a dubya": Bush isn't stupid, he's evil. There's a difference. When he talks about bombing Iraq, he's really eloquent and poetic, but when he talks about actually caring about another human being, that's when he tends to say things like "It's hard to put food on your family".
by Alex Stockwell June 28, 2007
Get the pulling a dubya mug.When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006
Get the balloon dick mug.When a radio DJ plays a longer song than usual, it's often because he has to take a shit, and wants to ensure the song doesn't end while he's still in the John.
by Alex Stockwell July 5, 2014
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