put your foot through a Van Gogh

To ruin something beautiful by trying to improve it.

You think I should lose weight?

Hey, don't put your foot through a Van Gogh, now.

by Alex Stockwell December 03, 2007

homophobe

A guy who panics one day after catching himself thinking Brad Pitt's a good-looking guy, and is never quite right in the head after that.

Jimmy used to be a normal guy, then he saw Se7en, now he's a homophobe.

by Alex Stockwell December 04, 2007

pulling a dubya

To pretend to be stupid to get people to drop their guard, as many liberals(ie. Patton Oswalt) suspect President Bush of doing.

Patton Oswalt on "pulling a dubya": Bush isn't stupid, he's evil. There's a difference. When he talks about bombing Iraq, he's really eloquent and poetic, but when he talks about actually caring about another human being, that's when he tends to say things like "It's hard to put food on your family".

by Alex Stockwell June 28, 2007

Doctorate in Truthology

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019

no clue there

A comical way of implying that the way someone is at the moment is the way they are all the time.

"Hey, I think Joe's drunk."

"No clue there."

by Alex Stockwell January 17, 2008

yellow snowball

When you kiss someone after they pee in your mouth, sharing their urine with them.

I tell ya, that chick's freaky! I hear she's into yellow snowballs!

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2018

sweat, anger, and shame

The scent one gives off after a sexual encounter with someone they swore they were done with, or would rather people didn't know about.

"What's that? Smells like sweat, anger, and shame."
-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

by Alex Stockwell March 04, 2011