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cinematic justice warrior

Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.
"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"

"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."
by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017
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republicans

A bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
Are you telling me you're one of those uptight, blood-sucking republicans? Get against the wall!
by Alex Stockwell November 25, 2006
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fist related teeth disorder

A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.
I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!
by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009
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balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.
by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006
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yellow snowball

When you kiss someone after they pee in your mouth, sharing their urine with them.
I tell ya, that chick's freaky! I hear she's into yellow snowballs!
by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2018
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sweat, anger, and shame

The scent one gives off after a sexual encounter with someone they swore they were done with, or would rather people didn't know about.
"What's that? Smells like sweat, anger, and shame."
-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
by Alex Stockwell March 4, 2011
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mickfro

Thick, curly hair as it grows on the head of a Scottish or Irish person.
Check out Sully, he is rockin' that mickfro!
by Alex Stockwell October 4, 2008
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