Alex Stockwell's definitions

metro-lesbian

The reverse of metrosexual, a straight woman who dresses and wears her hair like a lesbian.

Good lord, does that metro-lesbian looks get me hot!

by Alex Stockwell May 18, 2017

blue ribbon committee

Political slang for "What are you gonna do about it?"

I will be putting together a blue ribbon committee consisting of myself and Miss Childs.

by Alex Stockwell April 1, 2009

T-Rex dick

When a really big guy has a large cock, but it looks small due to his over-all size, much like T-Rex's arms.

My cock is seven inches, but I'm 6'7", so it looks kinda dinky. I have a T-Rex dick.

by Alex Stockwell April 23, 2008

chubby chaser

A guy who doesn't subscribe to the notion that women are only attractive if they look like mummified corpses.

What are you, some kind of chubby chaser?

If I can call you a necrophiliac, than yes.

by Alex Stockwell December 4, 2007

guilty jerk

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009

Judy Greer

Jewish-American actress, best known for such movies as The Specials, The Hebrew Hammer, The Village(unfortunately), and Adaptation, and a number of TV shows that tend to get canceled before their time, despite being brilliant, most notably Arrested Development. Is also extremely sexy, in that Jewish Princess way.

Dude, rent What Planet Are You From! Judy Greer gets naked in it, and she has the most amazing body!

by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010

sweat, anger, and shame

The scent one gives off after a sexual encounter with someone they swore they were done with, or would rather people didn't know about.

"What's that? Smells like sweat, anger, and shame."
-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

by Alex Stockwell March 4, 2011