175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle
A merging of the two terms 'barstard' and 'arsehole'. If someone calls you a barstardhole, then you got em so angry that they're stammering.
"You liar, you-you-you... barstardhole!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
A synonym of withdrawal.
"Houston, the probes are about to be released from the satellite and we are ready for the uninstalling!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005
The surfie delusion of sitting out on your front lawn on a deck chair, at your surfie abode, perving/eyeing out all the girlish bikinis thatpass. Pretty sad, but it keeps the dumb bleached idiots out of the bars and clubs.
"The whole streets covered with doped up surfies having snaks."
"Oh god, I knew we shouldn't have moved to Cottesloe."
"Oh god, I knew we shouldn't have moved to Cottesloe."
by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005
The Australian alternative to chavs. Self-important little twits who listen to bands like Limp Biskit and Papa Roach because they think they're hardcore. Try to go out on dates because they're trying to act all adult, but it all ends s of poorly because their middle-class parents, after giving them lot money, notice that their 8-12 yearold kids are too young and put an immediate stop to it.
Bogan youth are the offspring of dumb christian yuppies however, not bogans. The offspring of bogans are little shits.
Bogan youth are the offspring of dumb christian yuppies however, not bogans. The offspring of bogans are little shits.
The little kids in homie clothing huddling together in groups around the gun games in Timezone are a good example of the bogan youth.
by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005
by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005
"I believe this Sir John you're talking about is a pillowman!"
"Sir! Thou ought to watch thou mouth when talking about thy friends!"
"Sir! Thou ought to watch thou mouth when talking about thy friends!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005
"Were you boys doing backies on David's bike?!"
"No mum, I swear!..... did you say 'bike' or 'dyke'?"
"No mum, I swear!..... did you say 'bike' or 'dyke'?"
by Alex Quantashassle August 1, 2005