Alex Quantashassle's definitions

Hobblesucked

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

the eternal grunt

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

all mod cons

Noun. All the fixtures and fittings necessary and expected - an abb. of all modern conveniences. {British Informal}

"Hey Brent, I just bought a new 'mobile on the weekend."
"Oh really, Julie? Does it have the all mod cons?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

exposure

What you get when you expose yourself. Can be extremely and extremely bad. Sometimes at the same time.

"Woohoo!"
"Oh dear lord! Hide your eyes girl, from this un-called for exposure!"
"I'm trying to Father, but the shining blossom of doom is attracting me with it's evil despatriations!"
"Dear lord!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

preparation

The many rituals and rites that men and women/girls and boys go through the night before they lose their virginity.

"I shall devote tonight soley to preparation, nothing less, nothing more."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

installing

installing, is the act of sticking the male sex organ into the female sex organ. Thus, INSTALLING it inside the girl.

"My Limewire is currently being installed into your system!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

aled (up)

Adj. Drunk, intoxicated by alcohol, usually beer (ale). British in origin, mainly used by elderlies.

"Bloody hell there Jack, you're all aled up aren't ya mate. Go on there, go take a piss!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005