Alex Quantashassle's definitions

babby

Noun. A baby, child. (Northern & Midlands use. Dialect)

"Overt your eyes, children. I am going to feed the babby!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

morrison

Australian term used to refer to an elderly suburban man, in his late 40s, to mid 50s, possibly retired, who is usually rather quiet, grey around the edges and a good friend to have.

Also, a less used expression meaning "You will burn in hell you are the devil I will eat your children go home sunshine!"

"Let's invite that Morrison bloke to the barbie, Roz."

"MORRISON!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

goodfry

A ridiculous, yet dignified version of 'goodbye', used frequently by Tom Baker while he narrated Little Britain.

"Well it's been alot of fun, hasn't it? If you enjoyed this series of Little Britain, and you happen to see me on the street, you might like to come up to me and run your hands up the inside of my leg. Goodfry!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

Pubix

Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.

"Just bought a another box of pubix the other day, god I tell you, you gotta be careful!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

abacus

Noun. Someone who is really good at maths.

"134+4765=4899"
"John, all I can say is you're an abacus!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

i see your point!

A contradictory statement, usually used in a jokingly manner when you've got no idea what the hell the person you're talking to's going on about.

"Well, like I was saying, all that public masturbation led to the salmon bar with polar bears and all kinds of crazy shite!"

"I see your point!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 5, 2005

throw lips to the shit

Vulgar hiphop slang for oral.

Do I really need to give an example?

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005