gusty

A polite way of verbally acknowledging someone's bowel movements.

"Phew! You're a little bit gusty today!"
"Must be the kebabs I had for breakfast."

by Alex Quantashassle June 02, 2005

available

What someone is if they're not in a relationship.

"Is she available?"
"Yes, but she's strongly Catholic."
"Whoa! Not going there!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005

dimensions

To say that someone has dimensions is another way to say that someone is an arsehole. Stemmed from the colloquial phrase noting that someone's 'interesting'...

"What do you think of my new Jamaican girlfriend mum?"
"She has dimensions... *bitch!*"

by Alex Quantashassle June 10, 2005

sensis

Childish, almost Popeye} way of predicting the future (see example below).

"I sensis sumfin bad's going to happen to you in the next 10 seconds!"
"Hey man, that's a load of c-"
(skoogs him)
"Ay! Don't mess my do!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005

the eternal grunt

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

madfish

Affectionate term to a woman or man who shouts alot. A little boganish, but the love is there.

"Hey madfish!"
"WHATS UP, MOFO????!!!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

sherlock holmes

To pull a sherlock holmes, to lay back in a chair and start smoking/ taking drugs.

"Leo came right home from school and pulled a sherlock holmes! I mean, cummon!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 16, 2005