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Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

How people from Yorkshire say 'bugger'.
"What about the johnny lad in the back?"

"Uhh.. *ahem.. he's autistic."
"Ohh, poor booger.... are you alright love?"
"Mmm."
"Aye"
booger by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005
Childish, almost Popeye} way of predicting the future (see example below).
"I sensis sumfin bad's going to happen to you in the next 10 seconds!"
"Hey man, that's a load of c-"
(skoogs him)
"Ay! Don't mess my do!"
sensis by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005
People who believe what you're saying, even though you're lying. Ghetto slang.
"Tell them anything and they'll believe you!"
"They buyers?"
"Like the giblees!!!!"
buyers by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

exposure 

What you get when you expose yourself. Can be extremely and extremely bad. Sometimes at the same time.
"Woohoo!"
"Oh dear lord! Hide your eyes girl, from this un-called for exposure!"
"I'm trying to Father, but the shining blossom of doom is attracting me with it's evil despatriations!"
"Dear lord!"
exposure by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005
To expose. To go naked in front of people you don't know. Depending on who you are, this may be a frequent experience.
"That woman's exposing herself!"
"Didn't you do human bio in high school, you nob!? That ain't no woman!"
expose by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

available 

What someone is if they're not in a relationship.
"Is she available?"
"Yes, but she's strongly Catholic."
"Whoa! Not going there!"
Inclusive of all parties. That's right: a party hoar.
"Every PH has it's place."
every by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005