Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

bad egg 

Noun. A miscreant, a corrupt person, an untrustworthy person. Cf. 'good egg'.

"That Saddam is a bad egg!"

"Then Dubya's an egg with a stillborn chicken inside it!"

bad egg by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

badger 

Verb. To bother incessantly.

"Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."

badger by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

bag (of sand) 

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

bag (of sand) by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

backie 

Noun. A pillion ride on a bicycle.

British in origin. Very dangerous, don't let your kids do it.

"Were you boys doing backies on David's bike?!"
"No mum, I swear!..... did you say 'bike' or 'dyke'?"

backie by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

back passage 

Noun. The rectum. {Informal}

"Grief, Bob! Last night me an' the boys got so drunk I woke up with a toy car stuck up the back passage!"

back passage by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

backs to the wall 

Phrs. A homophobic comment and warning to fellow heterosexuals that contact with a gay male is likely or happening. From the misconception that all gay males will endevour, or want to have anal intercourse with any male. Derog.

"Here come's David! Backs to the wall, lads!"

"Oh fuck off."

backs to the wall by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

aerial pingpong 

Australian Rules football.

"Fancy a game of aerial pingpong, mate?"

"Don't call me that. Go away, you foul Eastern-Stater!"

aerial pingpong by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005