175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

per

How people say the name of my hometown when they can't pronounce the 'th' sound. It has become a bit of a cultural statement round these parts.

"I think I'll go vacation in Per'."
"Go see a speech therapist dude."

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle August 11, 2005

achievement

Successfully reaching OG during a sexual act.

"Britney Spears! Britney Spears! Britney Spears! Brit-........... uhh..... achievement!"
"Oh that's just sad."
"For ****'s sake! I'm in here! Get out!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

bb

Big Boobs. What more can I say?

"That girl has bb!"
"Indeed, hombre."

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.

"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

manawski

Racist slang for a Chinese Jew.

"Oi manawski!"
"Racist barstard..."

by Alex Quantashassle May 29, 2005

Young-One

The Young-Ones are the universal fans of Neil Young. Very enlightened folk, I can tell you.

"All 16 of us are Young-Ones."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005