Alex Quantashassle's definitions

Pubix

Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.

"Just bought a another box of pubix the other day, god I tell you, you gotta be careful!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

i see your point!

A contradictory statement, usually used in a jokingly manner when you've got no idea what the hell the person you're talking to's going on about.

"Well, like I was saying, all that public masturbation led to the salmon bar with polar bears and all kinds of crazy shite!"

"I see your point!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 5, 2005

abacus

Noun. Someone who is really good at maths.

"134+4765=4899"
"John, all I can say is you're an abacus!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

goldie

Something that really stands out amongst a pack of mediocres. Surburban slang.

"Hey, I know! A double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm"
"Now that's a real goldie!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

expose

To expose. To go naked in front of people you don't know. Depending on who you are, this may be a frequent experience.

"That woman's exposing herself!"
"Didn't you do human bio in high school, you nob!? That ain't no woman!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

hello there

How spinsters say hello.

"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 14, 2005

protein

Another colloqualism formed by middle-class Gs in Perthian suburbia, protein supposedly means provincial support, but is mostly used as a sort self put-up.

"You so fat, you look like Kirstie Alley!"
"Ay ay ay, don't put me down man, man I got protein!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005