Alex Quantashassle's definitions

Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.

"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

backie

Noun. A pillion ride on a bicycle.

British in origin. Very dangerous, don't let your kids do it.

"Were you boys doing backies on David's bike?!"
"No mum, I swear!..... did you say 'bike' or 'dyke'?"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

sherlock holmes

To pull a sherlock holmes, to lay back in a chair and start smoking/ taking drugs.

"Leo came right home from school and pulled a sherlock holmes! I mean, cummon!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 13, 2005

Barstardhole

A merging of the two terms 'barstard' and 'arsehole'. If someone calls you a barstardhole, then you got em so angry that they're stammering.

"You liar, you-you-you... barstardhole!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

apple (core)

Noun. 20. Cockney rhyming slang on 'score'. 1950s

"The fifty-niners are 25 against. So what's the apple core on the fourth, aye?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

configuration

To ask someone what their configuration is, is to ask them what side of the political train tracks they take. As in, left-wing or right-wing, republican or democrat, green or red, you know.

"You wanna join the Manchester Hippie Corps? What's your configuration?"

"Green green green. Like the perfect weed, my friend."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

anchors

Noun. Brakes.(On a car)

"I slammed the anchors on and hit my head on the steering wheel."

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005