apeth

Noun. A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth. (British)

"Oh, Jake. You're such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

anal cavity opening

A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.

"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

ensures

Things that you have acquired to stop certain things from happening. E.g. insurance prevents bankruptcy. Used by Western Australian yuppies.

"Right, so we're going skydiving. Got all the ensures you need?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

dean

A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 16, 2008

whos askin

A general statement intended to boost self pride. Don't trust anyone who says this.

"I can't believe you slept with my mum!"
"Whos askin."
"....untrustworthy wanka."

by Alex Quantashassle June 05, 2005

ballsed-up

Adj. Ruined, in a mess.

"Oh, aye! Ain't we in a shite state."
"Indeed. Us Irish hombres are all ballsed-up."

by Alex Quantashassle June 05, 2005

farmland

The Aussie ghetto's supermarket. You can find all kind of dodgy goods, from spam to canned toiletpaper.

"Ay, mate. You goin' to farmland?"
"Yeaaah, mate. Gonna get some spaaam and caaanned toiletpaper."

by Alex Quantashassle June 05, 2005