Alex Quantashassle's definitions

all to cock

Phrs. Messed up, useless, wrong. British Origin.

"I had this great porno empire, but it all went to cock in '77 when Mary Whitehouse illegalised pornstars under the age of 18!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

all to pot

Phrs. Wrong, messed up. British origin.

"Our whole holiday went all to pot when Dad got arrested for being drunk."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

almond rocks

Noun. Socks. Cockney rhyming slang, often shortened to almonds.

"Wearing black almonds underneath those babies, guvna?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

alright!

Exclam. Hello. A greeting. No answer is expected to what is inherently a question. Northern dialect has created the phonetic corruption awreet.

"Alright there Bob!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

anchors

Noun. Brakes.(On a car)

"I slammed the anchors on and hit my head on the steering wheel."

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

sherlock holmes

To pull a sherlock holmes, to lay back in a chair and start smoking/ taking drugs.

"Leo came right home from school and pulled a sherlock holmes! I mean, cummon!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 13, 2005