Alex Quantashassle's definitions

brass & oak

Cockney rhyming slang. Derived from 'glass of Coke'.

"Oi! Get me a brass & oak!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

bloopers

Nothing special enough to make an entertaining TV Show out of, trust me.
Bring on the third series of Carnivale!

"'And now... the Worlds Greatest Bloopers!!-'"
"Oh, switch this crap off!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005

awareness

Another word for intellegence used in the middle-class ghetto.

"He has very little awareness."
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

required

The complete antonym to additional. Very popular in business ethics. Unpopular in the arts community. Bohemian language.

"I assure you Sir, everything I own is required. I'd even go far enough to say I live a completely required life.

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

aks

Verb. To ask. particular British dialect

"I aksed him to move his car from the driveway."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

whos askin

A general statement intended to boost self pride. Don't trust anyone who says this.

"I can't believe you slept with my mum!"
"Whos askin."
"....untrustworthy wanka."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

problems

To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005