Alex Quantashassle's definitions

arse-on

Noun.
1. A bad mood.
2. A difficult task.

1. "Keep out of Andy's way, he's got the arse-on."
2. "Jeez, proggraming the video is a real arse-on!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Dame Edna

Phr. 'To pull a Dame Edna' is to go transvestite. To don an ugly wig and start talking like an eccentric old women. Popular pasttime for Sydney-dwellers and the like.

"My good friend Dave, possibly the straightest man I've ever known, has gone through a mental seizure and pulled a Dame Edna."

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

ziddi van der zee

A racial statement directed towards elderly Dutch folk.

"Oi, ziddi van der zee!"
"You racist little fool!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

chaeese

Classy way of saying cheese, with an Indonesian accent.

"Look, chaeese!"
"Chaeese!!!!???? That's even worse!!??"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.

"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

moon midget

A short guy whoes always high.

"Why hello there, Tommy!"
"You moon midget!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005