Alex Quantashassle's definitions

guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

aks

Verb. To ask. particular British dialect

"I aksed him to move his car from the driveway."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

heart of gold

Something Neil Young can't find.

(also, someone really nice)

"'I've been a miner for a heart of goooldd-'"

"Hey, good song!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005

northern

An adjective to describe something alien to you and your current state of mind.

"Happy birthday mum! Here's a fax machine!"
"Oh dear... it must be northern."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

todgers out!

A word to use when rushing into something, or describing someone rushing into something.

"We're gonna jump, todgers out, into one helluva bad situation!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005

gimme eat

According to CATCH-22, the statement to end all statements.

"Gimme eat."
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Woodgy

Cute and cuddly, full of love and empathy. The new thing.

"Aww... that pink bear is sooo woodgy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005