Alex Quantashassle's definitions

Southing

Going absolutely crazy, racist, sexist, and/or cultist. Derivided from the characteristics of those in the American South.

"Dude, man he got to Year 10 and then he just started bloody southing! He's been a barstard ever since!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

ABN

Abnormally Bulbous Nipples. A genetic syndrome that can often affect people who are under alot of stress as well. One telltale sign of this obscure occurance is when nipple-lumps can still be seen, despite the wearing of a bra.

ABN makes little more than curious embarassment for most people, but it's a gift from the gods for fashion models.

by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005

away and shite

Vrb phrs. Go away! North-eastern British use

"I'm really sorry bout ya daughter, mate! Really, I am!"
"Oh, away and shite!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

arse about face

Phrs. Back to front. British origin.

"The whole bloody Tori Party is completely arse about face!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

all to pot

Phrs. Wrong, messed up. British origin.

"Our whole holiday went all to pot when Dad got arrested for being drunk."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

dimensions

To say that someone has dimensions is another way to say that someone is an arsehole. Stemmed from the colloquial phrase noting that someone's 'interesting'...

"What do you think of my new Jamaican girlfriend mum?"
"She has dimensions... *bitch!*"

by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

ay-up!

Exclam. A greeting, hello. (Midlands/North use. Dialect)

"Ay-up, mate!"
"Ay-up!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005