Alex Quantashassle's definitions

Young-One

The Young-Ones are the universal fans of Neil Young. Very enlightened folk, I can tell you.

"All 16 of us are Young-Ones."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

icecube english

When you have an icecube in your mouth it is very hard to talk properly. For example, when you've just put it in, it is virtually impossible to pronounce any consonants, making you vocally inept. However, as it melts in your mouth you slowly regain your power of voice. This is all known as icecube english. It continues for a short while after its fully melted as well.

"I drank a pint of coke in a glass full of ice, then ate the ice afterwards. I had a bad case of icecube english for at least two hours."

by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2005

defragmenter

Slightly derogatory term for psychiatrists. Can be shortened down to 'frag'. Used by intellectual bogan youths.

"You got issue dude! You need to go see a defragmenter!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

service

Prostitute intercourse.

"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

all time loser

Noun. A public house, a bar. Rhyming slang on 'boozer'. See 'boozer'. British.

"Wanna go get a coupla drinks at the old all time loser?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Conquerors

Slang for the Age of Empires II expansion pack. A good game, indeed.

"Hey hombre, you wanna play some Conquerors?"
"Nah, amigo. I'm stuck makin' cigars till five."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

conducted

To have set something alight. Used amongst professional pyromaniac.

"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005