Alex Quantashassle's definitions

gusty

A polite way of verbally acknowledging someone's bowel movements.

"Phew! You're a little bit gusty today!"
"Must be the kebabs I had for breakfast."

by Alex Quantashassle June 8, 2005

disk

Disk, abbreviation for hard drive. Used by computer nerds who like to try and be stylish.

"Hyoh! How much space ya got left on yer disk, Jake?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

aks

Verb. To ask. particular British dialect

"I aksed him to move his car from the driveway."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

opening

Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

backie

Noun. A pillion ride on a bicycle.

British in origin. Very dangerous, don't let your kids do it.

"Were you boys doing backies on David's bike?!"
"No mum, I swear!..... did you say 'bike' or 'dyke'?"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

Barstardhole

A merging of the two terms 'barstard' and 'arsehole'. If someone calls you a barstardhole, then you got em so angry that they're stammering.

"You liar, you-you-you... barstardhole!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005