7 definitions by Alex Bahder

The word you search on google images (with the safe-search option off usualy) if you want to get pr0n.
Search incest on google images with the safe search off if you want good pr0n man!!!
by Alex Bahder February 21, 2006
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That is a very evilish looking device you have there Xander.
by Alex Bahder January 31, 2006
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n. Incompetent mobster. Aka. Moron

ex/ Mafia hit man holding a gun backwards, or pouring cement over his own shoes.
Joe is such a mafiyoyo, he's an idiot!
by Alex Bahder January 22, 2006
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 28, 2006
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The cry of the rabid fangirl (Usually a rabid anime fangirl), heard across many hallways.
In refference to media:

Squee! ED IS SO HOT!
Squee! Full Metal Alchemist manga!

In refference to another person:
It's my boyfriend! Squee!
by Alex Bahder December 27, 2005
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1. A hard disk drive of a computer or other electronic device.
The drive is magnetic, as opposed to a disc, which is optical, such as a CD or DVD or similar media.
I downloaded so much anime, my disk is almost full!
by Alex Bahder May 21, 2006
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*Reading book*
*Ninja Bitch steals money off dresser*
*Person stops reading book and looks at dresser and the money is gone*
Person: DAMN THOSE NINJA BITCHES! THEY DID IT AGAIN!
by Alex Bahder May 5, 2006
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