Alec's definitions

pinky

In herpetological terms, a pinky is a newborn, (1-7 days old) mouse, usually a staple feeder for smaller colubrids or baby constrictors, or as an occasional treat for bulkier lizards such as blue-tongued skinks. Pinkies are cheap, anywhere from 25 cents to a dollar, and are best fed live, for their movement attracts the animal, and they aren't harmful yet.

"Yeah, I picked up two pinkies for my new blizzard."

by Alec August 3, 2004

ja vatos

comes from the japanese word for food stamp and is also a nick name for the writer of "sorensen"

Hey ja vatos did canada kick your ass yet.

by alec March 2, 2005

daink

An expression commonly used in suprise at our school when something unexpected occurs

Me: Doc Mandera just shit a brick!!
Stone: DAINK!

by Alec March 17, 2003

soulmates

"Gangsta" culture and a rusty hunting knife.

Gangsta: WHO U BE WITMAH HOMEEEZAH!?!?!?!?13
Sensible Metalhead: *major stab-age*

by Alec June 15, 2004

Take Your Mamma

The most awesome song ever.

we're gonna take yo mamma out all night, we're gonna show her what it's all about, we're gonna get her jacked up on some cheap champagne and show her what it's all about!

by Alec August 27, 2004

hawk eye

When you moon someone and spread your butt cheeks.

He showed everyone his hawk eye.

by Alec January 19, 2005

Time Burglar

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.

Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.

by Alec December 24, 2004