Alec's definitions

Time Burglar

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.

Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.

by Alec December 24, 2004

hawk eye

When you moon someone and spread your butt cheeks.

He showed everyone his hawk eye.

by Alec January 19, 2005

make love

Sex with emotional significance. Often characterized by tenderness, caressing, etc. Sex as ultimate physical manifestation of romantic love. The opposite of fucking. Often used in romance novels for dramatic effect.

We made love, and afterward he held me for the longest time.

by Alec April 17, 2005

shed

to practice, usually a musical insturment. a person does not need to literally be in a shed to 'shed'.

i need to work on my drumming, i'm gonna hit the shed

man you look real tired, looks like you were shedding it all day

by alec October 17, 2004

ja vatos

comes from the japanese word for food stamp and is also a nick name for the writer of "sorensen"

Hey ja vatos did canada kick your ass yet.

by alec March 2, 2005

surreal

when both your parents and the parents of a hot girl say its okay that your parents arent hoem when she comes over for a long time.

Betty is coming over later and no parents will be home. Its so surreal.

by alec July 14, 2004

pinky

In herpetological terms, a pinky is a newborn, (1-7 days old) mouse, usually a staple feeder for smaller colubrids or baby constrictors, or as an occasional treat for bulkier lizards such as blue-tongued skinks. Pinkies are cheap, anywhere from 25 cents to a dollar, and are best fed live, for their movement attracts the animal, and they aren't harmful yet.

"Yeah, I picked up two pinkies for my new blizzard."

by Alec August 3, 2004