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Jaws

by Alec October 24, 2003
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teeny bopper

An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...

-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"

Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.
"Break out the frags, guys, it's Teeny Bopper season."
by Alec December 10, 2004
mugGet the teeny boppermug.

daink

An expression commonly used in suprise at our school when something unexpected occurs
Me: Doc Mandera just shit a brick!!
Stone: DAINK!
by Alec March 17, 2003
mugGet the dainkmug.

soulmates

Gangsta: WHO U BE WITMAH HOMEEEZAH!?!?!?!?13
Sensible Metalhead: *major stab-age*
by Alec June 15, 2004
mugGet the soulmatesmug.

Take Your Mamma

we're gonna take yo mamma out all night, we're gonna show her what it's all about, we're gonna get her jacked up on some cheap champagne and show her what it's all about!
by Alec August 27, 2004
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dingbatter

A person(usually a yankee) that is out on the water with their shiny new boat or a rented one, but they have no idea what their doing, in fact they dont even know what the bow of the boat is.....and end up pissin other people up
Jeff: Look at that guy, he doesnt even know how to back his boat off the trailer!

Lee: I know man, fuckin dingbatter
by Alec October 10, 2004
mugGet the dingbattermug.

Time Burglar

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.
Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.
by Alec December 24, 2004
mugGet the Time Burglarmug.

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