11 definitions by Albert Woods
1:
Another example of the Americans mangling the English language. Should be:- Diarrhoea.
2:
As stated above, liquid shits.
Another example of the Americans mangling the English language. Should be:- Diarrhoea.
2:
As stated above, liquid shits.
'Sorry Lord Puttnam, I can't make it to the Oscars. I've got diarreah.'
'No you haven't, my dear. You've got diarrhoea.'
'Oh... that's ok then. I'll be there at 7.'
by Albert Woods September 11, 2007
Excessively fat jowels that hang from the face and meet under the chin in a cleavage reminiscent of a huge arse.
'My 28 stone wife has enormous chuttocks. If it wasn't for her endless talking, I'd never know which end is which.'
by Albert Woods October 1, 2007
Noun and Verb.
N: A shuftee - sexual deviant (of either sex) who gains gratification from sniffing recently-used ladies bicycle saddles in hot weather.
Vb: To shuftee - To place the flared nostrils on the horn of a freshly-used ladies bicycle saddle on a sweltering hot day, inhale deeply through the nose and collapse in a miasma of orgasmic delight.
N: A shuftee - sexual deviant (of either sex) who gains gratification from sniffing recently-used ladies bicycle saddles in hot weather.
Vb: To shuftee - To place the flared nostrils on the horn of a freshly-used ladies bicycle saddle on a sweltering hot day, inhale deeply through the nose and collapse in a miasma of orgasmic delight.
N:
'Just look at him coming all over her rear mudguard: the filthy shuftee'
Vb:
'How dare you shuftee my Raleigh Superior!'
'Is it yours, Miss Widdecombe? Oh God - I thought it belonged to Miss Lumley.'
'Just look at him coming all over her rear mudguard: the filthy shuftee'
Vb:
'How dare you shuftee my Raleigh Superior!'
'Is it yours, Miss Widdecombe? Oh God - I thought it belonged to Miss Lumley.'
by Albert Woods September 20, 2007
Adjective with variable, or no, meaning; used to flummox one's superiors and betters who will not admit to their total ignorance of the word.
In Business:-
'What do you think of the latest sales figures, Braithwaite?
'Well sir, they could be better; but they're quite snepprotical aren't they.'
or Socially:-
'A round of golf tomorrow, Smithers?"
'I'm afraid not Lord Duff. My wife's holding a snepprotical coffee morning.'
'What do you think of the latest sales figures, Braithwaite?
'Well sir, they could be better; but they're quite snepprotical aren't they.'
or Socially:-
'A round of golf tomorrow, Smithers?"
'I'm afraid not Lord Duff. My wife's holding a snepprotical coffee morning.'
by Albert Woods September 7, 2007