15 definitions by Alanax0rz

oh no

An exclamation of horror and shock, negatively looking at an outcome.

<kid 1> I beat up your little brother, stole his lunch money, and hung him by his neck over a fiery pit of doom.
<kid 2> Oh no!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

:[

A sad face, like :( or =( or = or :'( or :-(, etc.

<Fred> Wow you suck.
<Bob> :

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

liek omgz

The liek comes from a misspelling of like, while the omgz comes from a weird z-addition of omg which stands for oh my god or oh my gosh. Usually used by people who slam their heads on the keyboard and cannot spell for shit, e.g. valleygirls, preppy people who type in sticky caps, or 12-year-olds.

<girl one> liek omgz diz guy spred a rumer abut meh..,,,
<girl two> omgzzz!111 wut a meenee!!11
<girl one> i nooooooo
<girl two> i no u shud haff sbex wiff his gf hed get reeel mad!111 majer paybek
<girl one> wowww liek omgz u r teh so smaert!111 thx babiiiiii

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

yes'm

A shortened version of yes ma'am, much like yessum, though it's even shorter than that. Used by them lazy folk who dang can nay type no good.

<person 1> I want you to fry the vegetables, clean the pantry, and shave your god damn balls.
<person 2> Yes'm.

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

omgz

A spin of "oh my god" or "oh my gosh" with a z on the end, mostly used by illiterate chicks who type only netspeak and sticky caps.

<girl 1>OmGz K sOoOo i InViEtEd BrEnDoN oVa 2 Mi HiZzOuZe N hE gAwT mEh PrEgGiEzZ!!11
<girl 2>OmGzZz!!1!!!!!!!!!!
<girl 1>i NoOo
<girl 2>u KaNt GeT pReGzZ daT mEeNz U WiLL b FaTt eWwWwwWwz
<girl 1>OmGz!!111 i MuZt AsK mOmMiE 4 a AbOrShUn

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

omigosh

See omigod. Much like oh my gosh, this is a shortened, valleygirl way of saying it. It's also relatively like oh my god, but substituting gosh for god, and deleting a few "spare letters". Can also be shortened to omg, or having a useless "z" added to make omgz.

omigosh, you're so illiterate!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

doodoohead

Much like shithead or poohead, this is a more childish way to say it, before they realised that they wouldn't get banished to the underworld for swearing. Or saying "poo".

<mother> CLEAN YOUR ROOM, JIMMY!
<jimmy> shut up, you doodoohead!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004