Alanax0rz's definitions

;x

A combination of ;) and :x, but used mainly by people who are too lazy to hit the shift key. The lips are sealed, and it's winking conspicously, as saying that it will not speak.

<girl 1> seriously, tell me who you have a crush on!!
<girl 2> never! ;x

OR:

<girlfriend> come on! which slut were you cheating on me with?!
<boyfriend> I can't tell you! She's pregnant! ;x

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

slutstick

An insult, derogatory to very skinny females who dress revealingly and talk in a whorish manner. One who is a slut and looks like a stick.

damn, so I was at the mall, and this dumb slutstick walked past and asked for my number... god knows how many STDs she has....

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

lzozlz

Used by illiterate people who type too fast, have cobwebs on their delete key, and smash their head on the keyboard in order to form coherant sentences, lzolz is much like lolz, which is a form of lol, which stands for laughing out loud.

omgogogmgogoggkso i was lieke tolaltlyl shopoplifitign otday!!1111121 lzozlz omfgmzz i am os ocoll!111

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

717

1337 for TIT.

50 1 84N9x0r3d 7h15 CH1x0rZ 14z7 N19H7, d00dx0rz h3|2 717z w3|23 90|)1Y!!!!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

oh no

An exclamation of horror and shock, negatively looking at an outcome.

<kid 1> I beat up your little brother, stole his lunch money, and hung him by his neck over a fiery pit of doom.
<kid 2> Oh no!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

cabbage patch kids

A useless, overpriced doll.

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

liek omgz

The liek comes from a misspelling of like, while the omgz comes from a weird z-addition of omg which stands for oh my god or oh my gosh. Usually used by people who slam their heads on the keyboard and cannot spell for shit, e.g. valleygirls, preppy people who type in sticky caps, or 12-year-olds.

<girl one> liek omgz diz guy spred a rumer abut meh..,,,
<girl two> omgzzz!111 wut a meenee!!11
<girl one> i nooooooo
<girl two> i no u shud haff sbex wiff his gf hed get reeel mad!111 majer paybek
<girl one> wowww liek omgz u r teh so smaert!111 thx babiiiiii

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004