lzozlz

Used by illiterate people who type too fast, have cobwebs on their delete key, and smash their head on the keyboard in order to form coherant sentences, lzolz is much like lolz, which is a form of lol, which stands for laughing out loud.

omgogogmgogoggkso i was lieke tolaltlyl shopoplifitign otday!!1111121 lzozlz omfgmzz i am os ocoll!111

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

x0rz

x0rz is a suffix of words or names.

For instance:

Ann --> annx0rz
Habbo --> habbx0rz
AIM --> aimx0rz
fuck --> fux0rz
suck --> sux0rz
rock --> rox0rz

and so on. Other letters can be replaced into 1337, 1F j00 |/\|15|-|.

d00dx0rz y0 m0mx0rz is li3k teh sux0rz, y0u fux0rz.

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

omgz

A spin of "oh my god" or "oh my gosh" with a z on the end, mostly used by illiterate chicks who type only netspeak and sticky caps.

<girl 1>OmGz K sOoOo i InViEtEd BrEnDoN oVa 2 Mi HiZzOuZe N hE gAwT mEh PrEgGiEzZ!!11
<girl 2>OmGzZz!!1!!!!!!!!!!
<girl 1>i NoOo
<girl 2>u KaNt GeT pReGzZ daT mEeNz U WiLL b FaTt eWwWwwWwz
<girl 1>OmGz!!111 i MuZt AsK mOmMiE 4 a AbOrShUn

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

liek omgz

The liek comes from a misspelling of like, while the omgz comes from a weird z-addition of omg which stands for oh my god or oh my gosh. Usually used by people who slam their heads on the keyboard and cannot spell for shit, e.g. valleygirls, preppy people who type in sticky caps, or 12-year-olds.

<girl one> liek omgz diz guy spred a rumer abut meh..,,,
<girl two> omgzzz!111 wut a meenee!!11
<girl one> i nooooooo
<girl two> i no u shud haff sbex wiff his gf hed get reeel mad!111 majer paybek
<girl one> wowww liek omgz u r teh so smaert!111 thx babiiiiii

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

717

1337 for TIT.

50 1 84N9x0r3d 7h15 CH1x0rZ 14z7 N19H7, d00dx0rz h3|2 717z w3|23 90|)1Y!!!!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

18

Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.

<Person 1> I turned 18 today!
<Person 2> You're 81, moron.
<Person 1> Sorry typo :( *hacks up spit*

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

oh no

An exclamation of horror and shock, negatively looking at an outcome.

<kid 1> I beat up your little brother, stole his lunch money, and hung him by his neck over a fiery pit of doom.
<kid 2> Oh no!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004