5 definitions by Alan.

cheney

See liar, fraud, scum

Moron 1: It's appalling that Edwards brought up Cheney's gay daughter in the debates, while discussing Bush's opposition to gay rights. What a low blow.
Moron 2: Yeah, thats really low. Let's go shoot some beer cans.

by Alan. May 2, 2006

cocksucker

General all-purpose all-american insult used to describe anyone except the person who actually sucks your cock.

Fuck off you worthless cocksucker!

by Alan. May 2, 2006

lmao

A chatroom acronym used exclusively by morons, meant to stand for "laughing my ass off". Generally typed in response to deeply unfunny remarks, and also used to feign nonchalance when taunting someone.

1. SeXXyMoM4u: well, gtg buy some groceries
UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao

2. Jeremy654333227819: U stupid fuckking idiot, if I ever see u on the street i'll fuckkingg kill u
UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao

by Alan. May 2, 2006

teen

1. Humans between the age of 12 and 18.
2. (internet)Any woman between the age of 18 and 70.

Click here for more free teens!

by Alan. May 2, 2006

nh

In poker websites, this acronym is short for 1. nice hand (rare) or more commonly 2. you motherfucking moron i can't believe you just called my flopped flush with middle pair on both the flop AND the turn for all your fucking chips just to catch a nonnut runner runner full house on the river i hope you die

Dumbfuck453 wins main pot ($560) with a full house, eights full of deuces.
Unfortunatefuck shows a flush, ace high.

Unfortunatefuck: nh

by Alan. May 2, 2006