4 definitions by AlabamaNibber
Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge
Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.
by AlabamaNibber May 19, 2015
A form of writing. People who write in cursive include:
0.01% people who learned cursive before print
4.99% girls who think it looks cute
95% pretentious pricks who think cursive makes them look smarter
0.01% people who learned cursive before print
4.99% girls who think it looks cute
95% pretentious pricks who think cursive makes them look smarter
Guy: "dude are you writing in cursive?"
Prick: "why of course! It's a... higher class of writing"
Guy: "You're a prick"
Prick: "why of course! It's a... higher class of writing"
Guy: "You're a prick"
by AlabamaNibber August 14, 2015
1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.
1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*
Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.
Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.
by AlabamaNibber November 22, 2015
1. To beat someone so badly they’re left with dislocated or broken bones
2. To pass a bone (a joint) around a circle
3. To curve a potential male sex partner at the last minute, when they already have a boner
2. To pass a bone (a joint) around a circle
3. To curve a potential male sex partner at the last minute, when they already have a boner
1. Aye bruh, you gonna regret what you just said when I spin a bone
2. Just copped a dime, y’all wanna go spin a bone?
3. Nah girl, when I saw how small that nigga’s dick was, I had to spin a bone. I don’t fuck with lil dick niggas.
2. Just copped a dime, y’all wanna go spin a bone?
3. Nah girl, when I saw how small that nigga’s dick was, I had to spin a bone. I don’t fuck with lil dick niggas.
by AlabamaNibber April 2, 2018