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Tom Brady’s mom : Have you heard the news, dear? Our boy is bringing home a new Superbowl!
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?
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Get the Alabama Will Smith'd mug.A person who does not have the balls to have a Urban Dictionary account and instead pressures Urban Dictionary contributors to define it’s crazy ass words.
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Get the UrbDic Pimp mug.A popular acronym of consonants that has been around for roughly 3 000 years. Also known as the Mob that Hates Vowels.
For the record it must be stated that linguist Émile Benveniste wrote in his 1959 essay « Kicking the Shit out of Abrahamic Dogma », that « The letter Y is not a product of Antiquity. It is rather a much more recent introduction to the alphabet, appearing sometime during the 12th century AD. It is believed that the letter Y was introduced by the Crusaders in order to function as a counter-vowel, in such a way that it colonizes textual space and thrives to evict anything in it’s way, mainly genuine vowels, resulting in incoherent speech and meaningless beliefs. Thus, for the purpose of free communication between individuals, the letter Y connot be considered a vowel but must be placed in the category of the consonants. »
For the record it must be stated that linguist Émile Benveniste wrote in his 1959 essay « Kicking the Shit out of Abrahamic Dogma », that « The letter Y is not a product of Antiquity. It is rather a much more recent introduction to the alphabet, appearing sometime during the 12th century AD. It is believed that the letter Y was introduced by the Crusaders in order to function as a counter-vowel, in such a way that it colonizes textual space and thrives to evict anything in it’s way, mainly genuine vowels, resulting in incoherent speech and meaningless beliefs. Thus, for the purpose of free communication between individuals, the letter Y connot be considered a vowel but must be placed in the category of the consonants. »
YHVH is a linguistic construction.
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Get the Alabama Reality Disorder mug.This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.
Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
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