AlabamaBaby's definitions

Alabama poutine

A dish of fries toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Guy: I'd sure go for a Alabama poutine right now!
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.

by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

Superbowl

A bowl whose sum of it’s parts make it really super duper.

Tom Brady’s mom : Have you heard the news, dear? Our boy is bringing home a new Superbowl!
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Alabama Will Smith'd

Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife

Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'

by AlabamaBaby March 31, 2022

Philosophy

Something that no one is able to agree upon. Might possibly be the greatest achievement of mankind as well as the stupidest shit ever, nobody really knows. Whatever man.

Dude 1 : I study philosophy.
Dude 2 : Yeah sure, whatever! Hahahahaha

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

Wesla

A pornography enhanced statement made after having scored in the business. Whatever that is.

Girl : What is that shit on your computer?! And why the fuck is your dick out?!
Guy : Fuck that bitch! I'm doing the Wesla!

by AlabamaBaby June 1, 2022

Roasted marshmallow

The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.

My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.

The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.

by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020