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Philosophy

Something that no one is able to agree upon. Might possibly be the greatest achievement of mankind as well as the stupidest shit ever, nobody really knows. Whatever man.

Dude 1 : I study philosophy.
Dude 2 : Yeah sure, whatever! Hahahahaha

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

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Wesla

A pornography enhanced statement made after having scored in the business. Whatever that is.

Girl : What is that shit on your computer?! And why the fuck is your dick out?!
Guy : Fuck that bitch! I'm doing the Wesla!

by AlabamaBaby June 1, 2022

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Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.

by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017

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Alabama Will Smith'd

Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife

Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'

by AlabamaBaby March 31, 2022

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Superbowl

A bowl whose sum of it’s parts make it really super duper.

Tom Brady’s mom : Have you heard the news, dear? Our boy is bringing home a new Superbowl!
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

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