Alabama poutine

A dish of fries toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Guy: I'd sure go for a Alabama poutine right now!
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.
by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016
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UrbDic Pimp

A person who does not have the balls to have a Urban Dictionary account and instead pressures Urban Dictionary contributors to define it’s crazy ass words.
Dudette : What the fuck is he saying?
Dude: He’s just some UrbDic Pimp, don’t mind him.
by AlabamaBaby March 20, 2021
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YHVH

A popular acronym of consonants that has been around for roughly 3 000 years. Also known as the Mob that Hates Vowels.

For the record it must be stated that linguist Émile Benveniste wrote in his 1959 essay « Kicking the Shit out of Abrahamic Dogma », that « The letter Y is not a product of Antiquity. It is rather a much more recent introduction to the alphabet, appearing sometime during the 12th century AD. It is believed that the letter Y was introduced by the Crusaders in order to function as a counter-vowel, in such a way that it colonizes textual space and thrives to evict anything in it’s way, mainly genuine vowels, resulting in incoherent speech and meaningless beliefs. Thus, for the purpose of free communication between individuals, the letter Y connot be considered a vowel but must be placed in the category of the consonants. »
by AlabamaBaby April 05, 2021
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Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022
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God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).
Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.
by AlabamaBaby April 07, 2021
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A synonym for YHVH.
Abraham : So what about that Torah? Have you learned anything yet?
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
by AlabamaBaby April 05, 2021
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Alabama Will Smith'd

Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife
Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'
by AlabamaBaby March 31, 2022
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