AlabamaBaby's definitions

Roasted marshmallow

The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.

My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

Alabama Reality Disorder

When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.

My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.

by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022

Alabama Hot Pocket

In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.

The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.

by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020

God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Weinerrocket

An orange hotdog on a yellow bun that will eventually fly around space making stops to promote Oscar Mayer hotdogs.

Elon Musk has a huge weinerrocket, I'd grab it if I could but it's far away orbitting around Mars.

by AlabamaBaby February 18, 2021

Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️

by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

Superbowl

A bowl whose sum of it’s parts make it really super duper.

Tom Brady’s mom : Have you heard the news, dear? Our boy is bringing home a new Superbowl!
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021