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Something that no one is able to agree upon. Might possibly be the greatest achievement of mankind as well as the stupidest shit ever, nobody really knows. Whatever man.
by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021
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by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019
Get the Roasted marshmallow mug.In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.
by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020
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Get the Alabama Reality Disorder mug.Girl : What is that shit on your computer?! And why the fuck is your dick out?!
Guy : Fuck that bitch! I'm doing the Wesla!
Guy : Fuck that bitch! I'm doing the Wesla!
by AlabamaBaby June 1, 2022
Get the Wesla mug.Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
Get the Smoked Meat Sandwich mug.Abraham : So what about that Torah? Have you learned anything yet?
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
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